Where do the admirals of the largest navy go to retire? Just across from the Naval station in San Diego, one of the oldest in California, is the Coronado island and its marina golf course.
This is so they can an eye on those "guys" across the bay at the Naval base and port of San Diego, not the marina nor the ferry station nor shelter island where most of the housing used to be for the navy, but the administration of the Navy, just the other side of the Coronado bridge.
And these guys have been around the world, and most of them have acquired one of the older homes or better homes on Coronado with Ocean views. But is the marina view that the golf course has, straight across from the docks.
Hmpf, there goes another ball. YO, ho HO! Moby Dick has come to play! What! Or my !!!
What ship brought that in! Oh, look there's a little one as well! Mama and baby !
Great, got to get across before they do something really bad with those two.
Plankton! You thought only thought you had plankton!
It is 65 feet long and six stories high! That's how much in weight, about 100,000 pounds!
No, no, really, the little one is a baby! Its only 25 feet long. Any idea how old?
Probably a new born, or she would have let go of it at some point.
They are both dead and no one noticed the smell, the sound, the waves, the drag on the ship!
My that's quite a bumper you guys brought in to our little marina!
Another hit and run!
Wow, you guys did not even stop to check to see what you ran over?
Oh come, on there was a really big game on and every one busy...
No, there was a pandemic, and we were short handed.
Everyone has the same pandemic shortages.
Don't tell me you have body bags to unload! Its the Navy, they are called sea burials!
Were you out of contact for the last thirty days?
Why, did someone important die?
Only the Queens spouse!
All ships should have been scrubbed and swabbed before entering any port, especially one of the friendlies!
What did you do with the bodies, since you didn't hide them first?
Under the hull, was clever until you bumped into something hard such as the dock.
Don't worry, we took one to the dump and one was dragged out to sea!
Well, the welcome wagon out for your men. Here are some swim trunks for you, in case you feel like swimming back to Australia.
Unless, you are thinking of defecting to America.!
Shark bait, if steps foot back in Britain, but them let them go, really its not as if they lost a submarine or something, like those other guys!
And on endangered species list!
You didn't tell me that!
His men didn't tell him it was there!
Hmm, wonder what Scotty would have done, "excuse me, Captain!" "We seem to be dragging something through space." "I got water coming down from, god knows where..."
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