Dear Mr. Xi,
Repeat after me
I want to go
To the Ice cream shop
At Ghirardelli Square
Where they make
Thier own ice cream
To go along with
World famous chocolate.
Welcome to San Francisco!
A former resident of
One of the finest cities
Of the world
Now forgotten
To those who prefer
Disney land
Anyways
You will want
To know a few more
Phrases
I want to go to a good
Steakhouse
Where they serve real meat.
Chinatown
Is not the place
You wish to go.
It is unfortunately
One of the oldest
In America
And very American
You will not find
Authentic Asian food
Anywhere in America
They have all been
Cooperated by Betty Crocker
White flour
For everything
No rice wrappers
No rice noodles
Even the Saki
Probably has a preservative
Called Gluten in it.
You might also
Say I hear they
Make Bison Burgers
Buffalo is the beast
Of the Native Americans
They now raise them
For places such as
Burger Lounge
Or maybe some good
Wagyu
Japanese raised beef
Is served at some fine
Restaurants along the wharf
Real authentic food
Might be found
In the North Beach
Italina fare without
Those noodles
That Marco Polo
Brought back
But converted
From a rice product
To an African grain
Called wheat
Perhaps
Vice President Harris
Who is also a former
San Francisco
Can take you and your wife
Out on the town
Avoiding the tourist traps
Unless you want to go
To one of those places
Clint Eastwood
Made famous
When he was making
Those movies in town.
Then again there
Is always the consulates list
Of gluten free places
That means they don't use
Wheat or white flour
Instead of the stuff
Back at home
Do not want to be off
Your game
When making your speeches
After all that American gluten
I bet even Joseph Biden
Might remember a few
Seafood places
Although he seems
To be getting thin
In his hair
And the journalist
Are suggesting
He does not know
From day to day
Best of Luck
In finding something
That will not make
Queasy
Don't forget
The Ice cream shop
Make your own
American Sunday
With real hot fudge
And whip cream
With a cherry on top.
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