On a stormy day
With little visibility
To our West coast
During an atmospheric river
It is raining out there
And most of the airports
Are stacked up
Waiting for safe landings
So there will no problem
In the big airbus
Finding a location
To land
If it can fly past
Denver without stopping
For repairs to its wings
231 feet long
195 feet plus wingspan
64 feet high
It can stay aloft
For at least 14 hours
Before refueling
And we know that
Can be done in the air.
It has its own operating room
With a doctor included
Then there are those two gallies
One for the President
And one for the Press
Who of course have their own
Section to sit in while flying
Above those pretty mountains
It is the ocean
One needs to be careful
It can swallow warships
Whole
What is a little plane going to do?
If it misses the airport
And slides off the runway?
Well, this is not going to happen
After all there have been
No recent catastrophizes
With military trained transport
Has there?
In California during one of these
Atmospheric occurrence?
Back in the good old days
When I flew at least
Along side in my own conveyance
Only special people
Get on board with a press pass
Such as Lindsay Davis
Who had a free ride
Through Michelles
Residence at 1600 Pennslyvania
Anyways
Jimmy was always lurking
Around in order to take
The plane hostage or something
He often held a gun
To the head of the airline stewardess
Which was Ludmilla formerly Putin
On a number of occasions
When she was still living with him
He got board after that
He threw her out of the plane once
We had put on a parachute on her
And he was green with envy
After that he had to be the one
To jump out with the only parachute
Leaving the rest of us
To figure out how to land the thing
Good thing my grandfather
Was a military pilot
Sorry Demi
He was really mine not yours,
Did I tell you
That I used to play at the playground
In Brooklyn New York
With Ludmilla?
Her mother was Doris Roberts
And she would visit her from Germany...
Anyways I do hope
Jill is prepared for the worst
These fundraising events
Can get hairy to say the least
And her traveling in high heels
For the events in Los Angles
And San Francisco
Which one are you heading
Towards first?
They both have runways
Near the beach
Maybe the wheels
Will get stuck
If the plane misses
And you wont have to swim
Back to land
With one hand on your husband
Since he has been a bit wobbly
Since his Coronavirus event
It leaves some people
Breath less such as myself
And others it keeps the airflow
From the top level
Causing he feet at the bottom
To have difficulty finding
Thier way sometimes
He should clear up
As soon as he is no longer
Around things he is allergic
Such as the Press ....
Did you hear about
Kim?
He got a brand new car
For his birthday
Mr. Putin enjoys a good ride
In a luxurious machine
Bullet proof
And tamper proof
No one is going to steal it
And all that luxury inside
A alcohol bar?
Perhaps an expresso bar....
No one grew up
In my generation
Don't remember those movies
Called Airport?
Anyone?
At least you guys
Wont have to worry about
Jimmy waltzing out of the toilet
With a parachute ....
Kim, Kim
Seems familiar
My father was a Korean war
Officer
Might have meet his granddaddy
I hope his young daughter
Has flying lessons
Along with dance ones
And gun training
They don't still go in for that
Bruce Lee stuff
Do they?
Wishing I am not an airline controller
Done, no responsibility today
Except feeding my cat
Happy flying!
My great grandfather made it back
In one of those old red baron types of tin....
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