My dream kitty
Has been born
Or created
No dirty kitty litter
Nor being bit because
It is hungry as soon as I get home.
It has four paws
And one head
Everything in between
Is mechanical
It wont even scratch fleas!
Just walk around
And climb
And jump
Without ever causing
Alarm or allergies.
Here Kitty
Come here
And allow me to play
With all those nay-sayers.
I wonder how Candace
Will deal with it?
Or Jimmy
Who is mortified
Of cats
He even stoled
A new kitten
Bought for me
When we lived
At the Crystal Pier cottages
He carried it screaming
To the end of the pier
And dropped it in.
The next day
It washed up
Quite, quite dead
A new kitten
Not even had a chance
At a life at all.
Which is what
He has had for me
Found out if he wanted
That little piece of property
He would have to marry
A ninety year old woman
My great- great grandmother
Inherited it when she was young
She had visited it
When she was young.
Then came back
When she was old enough
To marry her husband
Meanwhile, three more generations
Had been born and raised
As the rightful heirs
To the place.
Instead this Munich
Born bastard
Just wants to have it
But has done nothing
But allow it to go
Into disrepair
While destroying
All those dreams
Of five generations
Of women
And kept me from
Knowing that I will also
Be an old lady
Before he will allow
Me to get married
Already past 55
Instead of five
When he discovered
How easy it was
To get his way
Without telling others
What he was really going to do.
This weekend
He will probably
Not be at home
In Chula Vista
Neither will John G
Be available
Attempting to get him
To answer the door
Will be near impossible
The Superbowl
Is Sunday afternoon
Once a acknowledged
Event by my family
Has become worse
Than an eyesore.
Forty niners
From San Francisco
Will be playing
Against the Chiefs
Gold diggers
Versus Indians
The rightful owners
To the land
Wonder which team
Will win?
Anyways
Don't head west
But to Las Vegas
Hey honey
Got to go out
For some ice cream
From John sometime
In the next 24hours
Wont be back
Till midnight
As he slithers
Down to Vegas
To see his favorite
Arousal up close
And personal
While Jimmy
Will be handing out
Free tickets in the parking lot
He gets them from people
Who don't even know
They have tickets
And then shows favoritism.
Poor Candace
Sitting there waiting
For her ice cream!
Did I tell you
That I found
Sugar free Hersheys candies?
Just another day at the beach...
Honey?
Are you back yet?
With the ice cream?
Depends upon
Who wins Candy
As to whether or not
He will remember
Oh by the way
He put another mortage
On your house
Those damn tickets
Are very expensive
If you don't steal them...
Why don't you join him
And get a Vegas divorce?
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