The next election, I will be voting for a Kennedy!

The only guy in the race

Who has not been to prison

Nor in court on charges

The only one without 

Any worries

He is only the nephew

Of one of the few Presidents

Who was assassinated in office

And the son of a candidate

Who was gunned down

Before he could be elected

He is also the last of the old guard

No one might like his

Stance on immunization

Nor his families wealth

After all it said they 

Are nothing more than

A bootlegger.

Bringing in alcohol

When it was prohibited.

But then it was not guns

Nor drugs

And his grandfather

Became an  Ambassador

So they cant be that bad.

Best of luck 

Bobbie Junior.

Anyways at least

He is not suspected 

Of being a CIA operative.

Unlike Navalny

Come on guys

Who are we kidding

We are Americans

We expect the worse

From the other guy

This guy smells

I mean he smells

He probably doesn't 

Even have a Birth Certificate!

Really born in the United States of America

Faking his Russian heritage!

His family is supposed to be

From Chernobyl

After the meltdown

They had to leave

How do we know

They are actually from this area?

There are no records left!

Anyways this guys father

Was a lieutenant colonel? 

In the Russian Military

This wife's father 

Boris was one of those scientist

Aborosimov 

Is that how they spell

Oppenheimer

In Russia?

Same guy or just 

The opposite in Russia?

Her stepfather works

For the Gospian

His daughter is at Stanford!

And he went to Yale.

He also was a Millionaire

And a convict

He incited riots

On multiple times

He spent half his adult life

Under arrest or in prison

He is one of those ugly things

Called a lawyer

He ran for Mayor of Moscow

And President of Russia

He was even kicked out

Of his own political party!

And he has an Oscar!

For a movie about his life

As a rioter 

Who causes people

To refuse to obey the law

Who wants the death

Of the leader of the country

And has allowed himself

To be used by everyone

Including the CIA

In order to undermine

The Great Bear

Who has still not been

Brought down

And put in chains

To be lead around

Where the public 

Can taunt it with sticks

And throw rotten apples

At it.

Or has this been done

Under the disguise

Of an "opposition" leader

The poor guy has not been

Able to get the public

To elect him 

So he goes around

Making the other guys life

Miserable?

He has books written on him

Only Ten Million dollars

Is all he is leaving his wife and children

For a Yale Graduate 

That is not much.

Born in 1976

The Bicentennial in America

Also the year the Russians

Were already on the West Coast.

His family had to flee 

Due to the accident

They are now Basket Weavers

We have those in this country

We call them inidans.

Not to be respected

Those untrustworthy

Native Americans

Who cant do anything

But weave straw!

At least the slaves of Egypt

Made bricks out of straw

And built the parymids

Unlike my people

Who are said to have walked

All the way from the Altai Mountains

In Siberia

Not clever at all.

Just had better 

Astronomy observatories

And calendars

And irrigation

As well as cultivation 

Of food items

Now found in Europe

They call it the Colombian exchange

The Europeans

Stooled the maize corn grain

The tomato, the Potatoe

Chocolate and pumpkins

As well as pheasants

Called turkeys

Among other things

We got in exchange

Measles and chickenpox

Killing off most of the population.

What a beautiful life 

This guy lead

Got those free housing vouchers

Was feed by the locals

Got to go to a big city

College and earned a law degree

Then he went to work 

For a big capitalist company

Before he got his feet wet

Meet this beauty 

On his vacation to Turkey

Then had a beautiful wedding

And two beautiful children

A boy and a girl

Who are now in American universities

Probably on public aid

As the children of a political convict.

Really what did he do ?

Just threw rotten eggs

At a guy with a similar

Background

Only surviving child

Of a couple 

Whose city was besieged

By Hitler himself

Had to go to an ordinary

College where he got a law degree

While his grandfather

Was just a cook.

Forced to marry an airline stewardess

Adopted a girl 

Two of them in fact

While he worked for his country.

Overnight

He went from taxi driver

To Deputy Mayor 

Which he did win the election

And then President

When he was elected

As an unknown.

His wife has left him

For a younger man

While his daughters

Married above themselves

Miserable lives they lead

In Europe 

Not thier home countires

Rich beyond the means

And never go home at all.

Nor do they have children.

His books are mocked

He does have documentaries

About his life

But most of it is after his election.

He does not have an Oscar

Nor was he allowed a Noble either

His work on saving the world

From a Pandemic 

Brought on by too much

Credit card spending 

Traveling around the world

By airlines without bothering

To protect the local inhabitants

From their little germs

Till something mutated

Just as Jimmy is a mutant

Leading the whole world 

To surrender to this one virus.

What has this guy done

To deserve being murdered?

Nothing actually.

But I am not blaming 

His wife for that last interview

Which left him in  24hours

To weak to walk or breathe.

It was the environment

That killed him.

Not some mystery needle

One of the extras 

Of the camera crew

Just happened to have on them.

No one should blame

His family for living 

After this in heaps of money

Instead of as matyrs.

His wife will probably

Not remarry

Just have lovers.

While his kids might even

Get to marry

And have kids.

Unlike myself

Denied the right to bred

Kept from every normal

Marriage 

Because jimmy just wants

To stick his dick on my head.

Even now they wont give me

Estrogen 

So I will look old before my time.

I'm sorry I do feel sorry he died.

I am not happy he is dead.

But my former colleagues

Have forgotten 

It is not our jobs

To decide who gets elected

And who has no rights

In this country 

Because they have become

Obsolete

Genocide is what it is called.

Gorbachov

Was not allowed a public

Funeral nor burial

A private funeral for his family

Well, we are about to celebrate

Presidents day

It is called that due to the fact

That nobody knows who

George Washington 

Or Thomas Jefferson

May this guy named 

Alexei be given 

His full funeral 

And then be done

With it.

Quite frankly 

I don't believe the other guy

Is stupid enough to kill him

But he is going to be blamed.

Well, Navalny's family

Have already become rich

They don't need any more donations.

A lifetime of ease 

Just because dad was over six feet

And good looking

With a dumb blond for a wife.

I would like a DNA match

I would like to know

He was not born 

Somewhere else

I would like to know

The freedom of the people

Will not be hindered

In their progress

In his country

As my people no longer matter

In this country

Because they don't have

The correct skin color.

Let the people

Have their right to vote

For their own choice

Regardless of what

The media think of them.

Wonder what my uncle

Jennings would think

Of the current situation?

Perhaps his death will not be in vane....