We are not at war!

The old Mariners

That made Maine 

Famous 

As far as Japan

With their knowledge

Of the world of whales

Old Moby Dick

He was a sperm whale

Did you know?

One of the better known

Classics of American literature.

All about a man and his spear

Against the big fish

In the sea

Wonder if it was one

That Jonah met

On his voyage

And aborted

Out of his mouth

There is that other thing

That whales do besides spit

They poop

That is right

The also have to detox

As the modern term

Detox out the bad stuff

It washes up on shores

Have you ever walked 

Along a beach

And picked up 

A strange white

Sticky thing?

If it felt like chalk

And rubbed off

On your hands?

It was whale shit.

Ambergris 

Is the proper term

It is a prized possession

Just like truffles

Hunted down with 

The usage of large pigs

And then sprinkled 

Lightly on your food

Still tastes like 

Jimmys feet

But it worth 

Thousands of dollars

Those little hard things

Those pigs go crazy over

He who hates pigs

Will eat pig skin

And pigs prize truffles

Anti semitic 

Is our Jimmy

He wont even eat 

At the now famous

Kansas city barbeque

Where they barbeque pig

For travelers to Mexico

The last stop

At the old original train stop

Now a dumpy restaurant

That was used for 

That movie 

With that guy

Top Gun

Anti sematic

All they serve 

Is pig 

We know the Jews

Cant eat it

And therefore

The place caters

To a crowd

Which is not Jewish.

Except for Jimmy

Who just doesnt

See himself as a pig.

Now if one should pick

Up one of those sticky buns

Don't throw it back

There are markets 

For it.

Quite expensive

One might even

Be able to pay for a house

Off just one

Ambergris

It is used for 

Perfumes!

Quite expensive

And all that fancy stuff

Channel number 5

For instance

One of the best known

Not cheap perfumes

Has it as a base

To capture all those notes

Of florals and citrus.

For the musky

Man killers

One might not want

To try to catch

A tiger by the toes

Jaguar semen

Is used for those 

Heavier smells

Alluring men in

With the very scent

Of a man killer....

In the world 

Of Politics

And Journalism

There are those 

Moments one wished

They had kept their mouth

Firmly shut.

And then there 

Are the ones

Where a guy 

Just picks up

The wrong thing...

Poor Zelensky

I just did not like 

The guy.

I went to one 

Of his shows

With my mother

Who adored 

Anything gross

With her brain cancer

Could not do anything

About her mental state

But the guy 

Did not impress me

But then he got married

To a beautiful blond

And my mother died

So I had no worries 

Of a repeat performance

Then he went and got elected

And caused a war

With the help of jimmy

Who seemed to be

Interviewing young guys

All on his own

For his perfect world

Where he gets to make the rules

Now it seems 

That even Zelensky

Has become obselete

He is no longer needed

We are not at war

We are just sending

In bombers

To foreign countries

Who have killed our men

We are not at war!

We are also no longer

Concerned about our 

Neighbors plight 

In the Ukrainian area

We have plenty to worry

About down below 

The only country in the world

Without a fenced in border

Millions left

Only to find their way

To our neighborhood

But then Israel 

Is more important

Than the other area

We are a Christian nation

And we must protect

The Holy land

Jerusalem must not be

Destroyed again.

No matter what their 

Religion 

We must fight and protect.

And we shall

Have a number of

Fireworks

It is afterall

Whaling season

Get out their

And cast your vote!

Biden took South Carolina

His first victory on his way

To being selected 

As the candidate for his party

Nobody thought he could do it

Being so old and all

But the people like him

Give the people 

What they want

Is an old advertisement

For circuses and carnivals.

We now have 

Biden and Trump

One more time

Running against each other

Unless something really bad 

Occurs

Such as the moon blowing up

There is going to be a repeat

Well, well

Wonders never do cease

As Moby dick

Surfaces out there

Having capsized 

A number of boats

A man killer

Is what he became known

And had to be hunted down

Brought to justice

Only to have our hero

Himself die by his own hands

His fault for bringing

A spear into the fight

Live by the spear

Die by the spear

And die he did

The great Moby hunter

Along with his query.

Put on some musk girls

And go out and get your man

Just don't hunt down

Something smarter 

Everyone knows 

Every good thing

Comes to an end 

One day

Survivors 

Must know 

When not to surface

And what not to wear

Allergic to everything

Except Roses!

Good hunting 

For truffles

And Ambergris

Expensive 

And only the best 

Can afford such luxuries