A long time ago
There was a friendly
Environment
Between the USSR
And the USA
Now it is obvious
That neither side
Is capable of doing
Anything right
Come on
He just wanted to finish
His coffee
When Jimmy had to come
On hot and bothered
Instead the other guy
Got up and started
One of his comic routines
Not knowing who was listening
It sounded as if he was being
Threatened or something
And as it is
One guy wont back down
And just apologize
And the other guy
Is sure he saw enough
To draw a conclusion
Of threats against the state.
There is no where I can go
Without remembering
How many times Jimmy
Has shown up
Leaving me bruised
And hardened to his plight
One day he is going to be dead
Because I am tired of having
Epileptic attacks
Anyway there was this interview
Where one man was said
To be about to be released
And the other guy went
For a walk
Turns out the guys
In the know had forgotten
To mention whom
Was on the agenda
Just like Christ
The populace wanted
To be released Brutus
The killer instead
One killer in Germany
And two Americans
In Russia
For one rich Russian
Held in dissention
Seems fair enough
One in exchange for four
Too bad
It annoyed someone
Candace does not understand
What I want in life
I was not to be born
Nor allowed to live
She keeps me subjugated
And causes all sorts
Of alarms
She really believes
She is a Queen
Who cant be prevented
From having her way.
What did Navalny
Do to annoy her?
He was just known
To a former international
Foreign correspondent
A female who traveled
Where the need was
And got interviews
Just not allowed.
This guy was just gusty
Enough to believe
He was going to be
Allowed to get ahead
Of the rest in line
For most those positions
At the top are few
And only few have a spot
Just like American politics
We scream and yell
And then the guy
Who is booed at
Gets elected
Not expected.
But he was already
In line.
Few Jimmy Carters
Come along
Allowed in because
Of his families
Southern roots.
Unlike the UK
Where they encourage
Outsiders to give
The Royal Rump
A shock or two
Russia is different
Poor guy.
Just got in the way
Of some American
Killed a day after
He was given the word
It was going to be him
To be released
Instead of the American
Twin on vacation
Too bad for him.
Maybe Paul can come home
Maybe he has not gotten
In the way of someone
Outside the circle.
If there were no Jimmies
In the world
It would be a better place
And as for the Candies
Well, there would be
Peace and joy
Something she does not allow
Just because
She will put her thumb down
On someone who has the right
To be there
Just was not in line
But then again.
Little Vladimir
Was born before Candy
Older than her
And did something with his life
He was also on hand
Before Jimmy
Found out about the baby
Who was going to be listed
As the heir
In order to prevent
The grandparents
From loosing their savings
And the Parents
To go out and live a life
Working and saving
No one needed to pay
The taxes on this little piece
Of property
Jimmy does not want it
He just does not want
Anyone else to have it
And Candy cant understand
That she will not own it
One of those misunderstandings
A family were already the owners
Then the heirs came to visit
In 1888
They came back as a married couple
Had a family and traveled
Only to find out
That every time they went
To church or the store
Someone from the neighborhood
Insisted they were the owners
Such as Chue who still thinks
I am not going to show up
With a knife to make
Him into a woman
So he will no longer
Have a reason
For refusing the rightful hier
From her property
I waited all of my life
For my grandparents to die
And my parents
As well as a few others
To finally be left the only one
In line and with a will
Everyone else has been
Screaming and killing
My family in order
To just walk in
On a tiny piece of dirt
With port access
Way back when
In the day
This place could only be
Accessed by boat
Just like alot of places
Back east where a river
Was the way in and out
Not pack horses
And certainly not by
Plane nor train
Not that they did not have both
At one time
It is still a long walk
From the road
Faster by water
No longer a pier
Nor a port or
Even a boat
Just dirt and sand
Is all that is left
Of the nutfarm
They raised not animals
But nuts and fruit
To dry and package
For sale in places
That did not have such things
Because they had
Cows and pigs.
Anyways I am not saying
That even the Bidens
Are attempting to steal
This piece of three walls
And once half a dozen
Small houses
Not big castles
For themselves
By causing problems
For someone else.
They just dont want
Putin to be the one selected
From a list of possibles
Which is now down
To almost nothing
As most of the former
Soviet leaders are gone.
After all
No one blamed
Ford for having been
The head of the CIA
Before he strolled into
The White House
Did they?
Nor did they blame
George Bush sr.
For having the same job
No one would expect them
To know everything
Nor be provided
The up to date information
In a prisoner exchange
Now Candy
I have seen you drag
People such as the Brokaw's
Down the stairs
After you drugged them
And stuff them in a car
To find themselves
On the other side of town
Wondering whom they had offended
Just because you did not want
My family from having friends
Now I know the Bidens
Also came to visit us
On the west coast
Remind me
What did you do to them?
Give them lice or measles?
Or empty their car tank
Of gasoline?
Or just call the authorities
Telling them these people
Were criminals
Just for being invited
To walk around and sit
On a beach
Now that everything else
Has been removed.
War of the Roses
What was that about?
I wonder if I should die
Before you do
What do you think
Is going to happen?
The only heirs
Will be those in a will
With instructions to shoot to kill
Anyone else who is on the little piece
Of land.
I know you have been there
Stealing everything you can
I even walked into your house
Once and saw the wood floor
I had just installed
Under my feet
And the wood stove
I had brought all the way
Back from Amish country
Sitting there installed in the corner
I wont continue
But anyone who goes to college
In California
Must now this woman
Whose family were born
In Germany thinks
You are funny.
She has made herself queen.
You see.
Anyways I have made a will
In the past and had it properly
Probated by court
It does not include
Your daughter Lisa
Nor your niece Janet
Nor even your boyfriend
Jimmy or any of his family.
The person has been informed
To just burn the whole thing down
And make it uninheritable
For anyone since it was stolen
From a sweet ninety year old
Woman who did no one harm
Except her life
She made a will
Which was published
And probated
If the child should die
Then after her last child
Which was my aunt Ella
Who did not die
Until 2008
Then it will pass on
To the next person
On the list
Outside the immediate family.
Do you have any idea
Who that would be Candy?
I bet you do and have done
Your best to get even.
I have a suggestion
For the lawmakers of this country
Instead of dropping off
Migrants with no way
Of knowing what to do next
Off at transportation locations
With no food or water
Or flying them in planes
Why don't we send them back
To where they came from
Spain or Portugal
Are the ones responsible
For causing the massive
Homelessness in Mexico
And Latin America
With their communism
And terrorism
They have encouraged
Instead of good Christians
Even Catholic girls
Are expected on their
Fourteenth birthday
To give up their vaginas
Thier parents hold a big dance
And then cry when the girl
Is still at home
On the next birthday.
This is why there are so many
Prostitutes such as Teresa and Olivia
Who make up stories about themselves
If we cant get rid of the trouble making
German krauts
Who now have a safe place
To live and work
Then get rid of those other
Communist Spanish speaking ones
This was a Christian country
Built on capitalism
I must assume
That I am under suspicion myself
And might be taken into custody
Just for being born here
And to a family
Who had already arrived
Ahead of all the others
Best to the one who wants
The thankless job of being an elected official.
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