Its over!

 

Its all over!

There will not be a tomorrow

Someone call Jimmy

And tell him 

Not to even bother

Getting up at all.

Come Monday

He will be in complete collapse

They are actually talking about

Canceling his favorite

Captain Kangaroo 

Program.

No more Zelensky

Jimmy and his favorite

Stand up comic.

He has put a lot of money

Into this guy

Rising him up to celebrity status

And then into political office

All so he could go after

You know who

Mr. Bad.

The chauffer 

Of Gorbachev

Who kept him alive

And thwarted his attack

On Yeltsin

And the White House

That GQ guy

With the cool name

Vladimir!

Evan Jack Palance

Was originally named Vladimir

It was better than 

The other popular name

Cosmo!

Alot of those guys running around

But it was this guy

Who kept jimmy 

From walking in 

And stealing the Oval office

From big Bill

Another one of his 

Favorite things

To destroy

Most people 

Don't recall 

The days of the pre cell phone

And Tik Tok days

Jimmy attacked the man

In the bathroom of the 

Library of Congress

While Bill was giving him

A tour of Washington DC

Including the buildings 

On the Hill

And then tea at the White House

Jimmy attempted 

To throw the an over

The barriers

In the huge oval

Of the Library

Stopped by his best driver

The Head of the KGB

Is often listed as the driver

Or the Chef 

As in America

There are so many

Of them that suddenly 

Get dead.

Hmm, anyways

He decided to march

Into the Whtie house 

Anyways 

And relieve himself

Off the second floor

Balcony

Just as Hillary hung

Her head out

To tell him 

To get out of her house!

Somehow they kept 

Bill from killing him

While Yeltsin went home

Knowing his time was short

He appointed his savoir

As the next head of state

On the eve of the 21st century

Imagine the headache 

Jimmy had that day

Stay in bed

Jimmy for the next week

Don't wake up Monday

And find out that the 

Government

Has shut down

One more time.

Unless they dump

That program of his

The one for Ukraine

And his special battle

They either cut corners

Or they don't pay 

Any of their government workers

Including the military

Wonder what they will do

Cut Zelensky

Jims best friend

Or go to no employees?

At least I got paid

A day early

Paid my rent

On went shopping

Bought some black things

Just in case 

I get an invitation

To Dianes death

Oh that's another thing

Stay in bad jimmy

Your favorite Aunt 

Has died

It is all over

Those days when you ran

Around San Francisco

Because your real mothers

Husband had become Mayor

Of Washington DC

You thought you owned 

San Francisco

The Twinkie curse

We all know who eats

Twinkies

Jimmy!

Sitting in a closet

And plotting

The end of the universe

Who shot JR?

Not Jimmy!

Mayor Moscone 

Got shot dead

So. me guy went to prison

And Miss Rosenberg

Was put in place

As the first female mayor

Of San Francisco.

She was a native of the city

Her grandfather was born

In Russia 

Died in Eureka California

She is both Jewish

And Russian

But all Californian

Led us through the eighties 

As a strong female voice

Still was voting

From the floor

On the very day

Of her demise.

Did not give up

As a Senator 

Either lending her support

To everyone 

She felt a connection

She was Jimmys

Favorite aunt

He somehow 

Managed to get her bank account

At some point

Her husbands fought

For her as she grew 

Wealthier 

The died one by one

As jimmy demanded

To have his way

What was a woman to do?

She did her best

Which was better than others

Poor McCarthy

I told him he would win 

His chair

But he would have to be

Prepared for the day

He would be faced

With the fright of his career

He is facing a shutdown

And the end of his control

What will he do?

Without the threat

Hanging of Mrs. Feinstein

Anything is possible

Cut the Zelensky program

And emerge a winner

Stay in bed Jimmy

You don't want to know

What is happening out there

Even New York city

Is in a state of emergency

They got rained on 

The storm has caused 

The Subways to stop

And the five boroughs

Of the Big Apple 

To be undated with water

Cant even drive

Stay at home 

They say

Stay in place

Don't get up Jimmy

It is bad out there

No more Diane

For your to use

Behind her back

No more government aid

Did you notice 

You had no money

Coming to you this weekend

It is all over.

Government shutdown

Zelensky not getting 

His latest hand out

The state of California

Governor is going to have 

To appoint someone 

To stand in her place.

Do you remember his aunt

He had an aunt as well

She had two girls

And two boys

Went out to supper

And came home to 

A house on fire

In flames was her home

She lost her two daughers

In an electrical fire

Be careful of that aquarium

Sitting next to your desk

It might tip over

And wreak havoc 

On your computers cords

Gavin, Gavn

He has seen almost 

As much as I have

In deaths of families

At a young age

Now well over six feet

Acknowledging his wife

Was a rape victim

Of your friend

He might not be as easy

To harrass

Whom is he going to appoint?

Not me

Not you

Stay in bed Jimmy

She wont even get

A state funeral

With the government

Shutdown

There is no funds

For her to be laid 

At state 

Her family will have

To pay for her return

To the Bay area

Of which she was raised

For which she fought

For which she is remembered

A private funeral

For her family and her friends

While her public

At home in private

No Tik Tok

No public funeral

For the government 

Has shutdown

And there is no one

To even empty the trash cans

At the Watergate

Nor  anyone to drive 

A garbage truck

Down the city streets

It is over for you

Jimmy

An end at last 

A Jewish woman

Has passed away

I saw my first 

Rabbi nutcracker

I should have bought him

But was taken aback

By the next one

The Queen in blue

With her handbag.

Dead and still providing

Tourist Nik nacs

I got a strange note

This week

A personal message

From her on my email

My phone would not work

And I was informed of

A special inspection

Took up my week

Just wanted to now

Why had I gotten the message?

After all she is not my aunt

I thought of her as a friend

Of the family

But her people

Did not want to play nice

I lost the pre civil war house

In DC 

Only to come home

To the city my father

Was the Mayor

Only to have his life

Stolen from him

By someone named Jimmy

Don't go out

There might be a garbage truck

Or even a bus

That just cant stop

An asteroid fell from the sky

And missed your house

On Del Sol Court.

Goodbye, Au Revoir, 

Do Sivdnayia 

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