An empress has been born!

 

She might not be pretty

Nor Kate Middleton

But she is an empress

An Emperor Penguin

A female one 

Has been born in San Diego

Just 13 years have gone by

Since the last one

This does not happen 

Every day 

Nor is Kate ever going

To get William

To make her into an actual

Empress nor matter how much

Drugs her parents smuggle 

In on their airlines jobs.

Look at her!

Standing so proud 

And terrified

Tiny black head

And lavish silver garment

Right down to her toes.

Which can just be seen!

Ahh, this is astounding.

Really, I am a nature buff

Grew up in the wilds

My mother had a severe case

Of racism

Nature meant tossing me out

Every chance she got.

Now I cant even get down

To the old family homestead

Meanwhile I have someone 

Ghosting me.

Julia Roberts 

Whom everyone assumes

Is the most beautiful girl

But really she is just plain

With a lot of makeup

I cant even get my lab tests

Correct without interference

And here comes someone

With a different birthdate

No joke!

Her birthday appeared on my records

I have been hacked so many times

It is probably just jimmy

Having fun with  me

And being mean.

He cant tell the difference anyways

He has albinism eyes

His doctors were frustrated

With my mother until they

Realized she had dementia

Probably caused by jimmy

His eyes have no focal point

The doctors were perplexed

Until they realizes he has 

No Pigmalión

This does not mean

He is a pig

But that his skin 

Has no color

He still wont eat pig.

Though he does have little

Pig eyes.

Anyways tonight 

Was the first game

Of the World Series

Anyone heard of it?

I  mean with all the news

Slanted towards Trump

And Trump

No one knows 

What is going on in the world

It took a bowling alley

Getting shot up

To close down the media

For a few days.

Now the guy has been

Found dead

Terrible to be a sharpshooter

To come home 

And find you are not needed 

May as well be dead

Miserable plight

To take others lives

Just to prove 

What he once was.

No one really knows

It is all assumption

Why did he do it/

With him dead 

It is the end of the matter

Except for the families

Who have to pick up hte pieces

And move on 

Without anyone knowing

A sad day in Maine

Who still believes

They ended up on the wrong side

Canadians you know

After Washington won the war

And Howe surrounded

There was still a group

Way up in Maine 

Still going at it.

Had to be told 

Enough is enough

It is over.

So is the first game

I caught it at the ninth inning

Great timing

Must be in a building

Of Footballers

Did not hear any radios

Bottom of the ninth

And tied

Five-Five

May as well move on

To the eleventh

And they did just that

They were walking 

The guys 

And even hitting them

All to make sure

They did not hit 

A homer

But one guy managed

To get it over the wall

Bottom of the eleventh

And a Texan 

With the name of 

Garcia is our hero

He is African Mexican American!

Well, well

My mother would be spitting

Up thorns about now

She always did hate roses

A rose garden is what i found 

If is still standing

After all of those fires.

Our driver came back

From a dram trip

With his mom to China

I told him it was a good thing

They had not gone to Jerusalem

Why is that/

They went to war overnight/

He went home and turned on

The news channels

Then did not show up

The next day for our shuttle run

Gaza is spending a miserable night

While Lewiston gets to breath

After stay at home orders

The weekend is upon us

It is trick or treat time

Anyone know if that

Tiny thing that keeps 

Popping up on my screen

Is true?

Has Putin had a heart attack?

Wish it was jimmy instead.

He deserves to die without hope.

What about it?

Is it a true story

Or wishful thinking?

Almost got kicked out

Because Jimmy once used

My tub for his drug making

Tub distilled methanol!

My tub is over thirty years old

And has rust spots.

Not my fault

Had two special inspections

Cleared me of mold

Cant have mold 

With all the apartments flooding

I just beath heavily

And now need a pulmonary doctor

What next?

I just want my diagnosed thyroid

To be treated 

And these unwanted tumors

Taken care of.

The day of the dead

Is upon us

And so is the 

Day after

All souls day

When they rise again

Or so it says 

In the Bible

My dear little sister

Yes, I will be there

God willing

Spoiled one who did not 

Have to endure more

Than five years on this earth

Miss my father as always

And if her real sons

Can ever forgive her

She might get a second chance

With them.

Not me.

Now about that story...