Dan just wants to be a Prince
He will stand under a shade tree
In 100 plus weather
Than admit defeat
While I was supposed
To wear myself out
After having survived
Kidney failure and dialyses
Only to receive my own sisters
Kidney as a transplant
I was supposed to be recuperating
Not wandering the housing areas
Wondering why no one was at home.
But then Princess Peter B
Had stolen my life
In that community
Who would not have a mental ill
Patient go back to her institution
Instead blamed me for not wanting
Her to cause me to have a nervous breakdown
After my little brother went missing
And my sister died
Only to have Jimmy move in
With us because my parents
Had forgotten that they
Had small boys
Who were wondering why
They were not allowed
To live with them.
Instead mad Peter
Picked up a ball
And threw it at my head
In the schoolyard
When he was not more than five
Causing me to fall to the ground
Knocking me out
Giving me a concussion
Then causing trouble
On the way to the library
Having the old lady fired
Who was tried of hearing
About his wanting to be a prince
Instead of me being a princess
It was my sister who was the princess
Not me
And Demi Moore
Had already stolen that from her
Before she died
The little sissy kept
Claiming to be doing a paper route
Instead of finding an airconditioned
House to hide in until
His parents expected him at home
Who did not care about him at all
Allowing him to commit home robberies
Amongst other things
Oh and he had a bad back
I had an operation when I was little
In Aurora Colorado
Where upon I had to relearn
To walk amongst other things
Only to be given a concussion
By this little bastard
Dan whom everyone knows
Is not "Ann's son
Thought he would steal the show
He did steal John F K shoes
Screaming downtown
Where he was making the police
Regret having made an issue
Of a rich man coming to town
Who could not even park
Before his fancy dress shoes
Were taken while he was still
Dealing with the parking ticket dispenser
Martin Luther King Jr Law School
Has a lot to explain
But Dan got way with perhaps
A pair of shoes which did not cost
Two hundred dollars or more
But over twenty thousand
Most likely
The police were besides themselves
They were a university town
And they enjoyed the misery
Of those who thought
They would just step on the land
Which was once a Indian tribe
And now an expensive experimental
Farm of Berkeley's
They still do experiments
In their international school of medicine
While the Law School
Does not really exist.
Some towns frown
On taking on airs
Putting your name on a building
Is a dangerous thing to do
In that kind of town
Which did not exist
Before the advent of the
Great war.
Did you know
For your information
That even the Queens of England's
Husband was not really a Prince
He was born a prince
Of Denmark and Greece
But in England
He was given the title
Of Duke of Edinburg
Thats in Scotland
Far away from London
They even would not allow
Him to provide his own sons
With his name
Mountbatten
Instead they stooled
The name of a castle
Built for William the Conqueror
But not named for him.
Windsor
Is the name of the castle
After the castellan
Who kept it up to standards
With his own monies
Now Princess Margaret
The sister of the Queen
And daughter of the King
Spouse became an Earl
While Princess Anne;s
Husband was no more than
A Captain in the British military
None of the others have real titles
Certainly not Prince
In America it is assumed
That marrying royalty
Makes you royal
After all they have difficulty
In understanding anything
About politics
Much less kinship
As for Dan Vincent F
He is probably
Lindhiemers son
After all she failed high school
Went to live at Berkeley
When it was a free institution
Only to wind up on the streets
Of San Francisco
When that rogue
John Shuck was patrolling
He was such a sweetheart
On that other show
But in real life....
He has eyes just like Daniel
Imagine young Carol
Fresh out of prison
For signing her name
To someone's else check
Seeing him coming along
And throwing herself
At his feet
Only to find out she
Could not stand boys
She is said to have married
A homosexueal and raised a girl
Who did not look like her
But Dan has always been
Her favorite
While Peter B
Is not Steves son at all
No, Steve was in one of those
Boys reformation farms
Way out in Bloomfield
While Cathy was running wild
Having caused her fathers death
By removing the block
That kept his car from rolling
Down the hill
One night it did just that
While he was still sitting in it
A tree is to blame for that tragedy
And little redhead
Peter James came along
While the young man
Was unavailable
For anything
Now Kate Middleton
Is so special
Her parents lived
In Israel when she was tiny
Only to return to England
And become billionares over night
No one does that
Without some sort of illegal activity
Such as drug smuggling
Was born to a princess
As a bastard child
To an unwed teenager
Well, it was not me
I was already married
And separated from my husband
And had just come out of hospital
Where I had survived a come
And been given a new life
With a rare transplant
Definitely was not pregnant
During this difficult time period
While little miss Meghan
Is most likely Connee Sellecas
Missing infant
Imaging being a major
Movie star
And having your newborn
Stolen from the nursery
In a place like Manhattan
Well, she did file an FBI report
And go on tv about it
It was never returned
A girl with some coloring
She also got divorced
And moved into the same
Neighborhood
As the Mexican born
Self made princess
Poor Harry
He is a good guy
And does not deserve
This after his mother was taken
From him while he was still young
Nor William
Who is not a bad guy
Just a little bit dumb
By the way
Princess Charlotte
Is a real princess
As for the others
It is just no meant to be
Nor all these good for nothing
Guys who imagine
They will marry someone
And become magically
A prnce!
Not even in Israel
Does this happen
Look at those poor people
Our hearts go out to them
But our pocket books
Are a bit strapped
They cant even give us
New house speaker
Tip O Neal
Reigned for decades
This third position
Is as close as it gets
To being a Prince
In America
The President is our King
And his second our Queen
Leaving the Speaker to be the Prince
In real terms
As for Afghanistan
They have had so many earthquakes
But the Taliban took over
After an ill-advised departure
Leaving an older man
In the Whtite House
Than before
And now he has the also
Ill advised support
Of a self made Jewish Prince
After all Zelensky is not the one
In charge
Just the front man
Therefore the guy
With no real power
Just a pretty face
"The Prince"
Does no one in America
Not get that this is the guy
With the most kissing
And no telling?
Not the one with the enormous
Spending account
Just because Jimmy wanted it all
After hearing my mother
Being chided about her unborn
Prince.
She sang that song
You know the one
I am dreaming of a prince
For her uncles drawings
They were artists
And missionaries
Her family
Her uncles were illustrators
The girls look like
The aunts their sisters
And the voice was a niece
Then she got married
And embarrassed about
Her pregnancy
Which was born dead
After just six months
Not really even an infant
But they had a funeral for him
It was the abortion years.
Not wise not to show remorse
Then I cam along
Five years later
My mother was probably
Holding her legs together
The whole time
After that she just let go
Every year or so
Along came another one
Six or seven of us all together
And none of us were born
A Prince!
Although some of the boys
Might have thought
But then the line of David
Is supposed to have been lost
Not that many dont
Give it as their lineage
As for those things
We dont want to talk about
School shootings
They seem to have taken
A back seat
To the current politics
Why?
No one knows
Although their was a completely
Unrelated even across
The pond
In France
Were a school teacher
Was stabbed
Are they crazy
The first lady
Was a school teacher
They went on high alert
Which is a good thing
Because they had a bomb threat
In the Louvre of all places
Now there is a Prince
Of a man
And he does not even
Use his title
While the President of America
Is going to go to Israel
Just to shake hands
Best to him
And may he not meet
A bomber named jimmy
Nor one named Satan
As for the others
They seem to behaving
Not so bad
Perhaps there is hope
That female Princesses
Might prevail
Without having to hand over
Thier allowance from thier income...
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