Suspicious...Where are we going?

 

Where are we going today?

A special chariot

And a new clothe house....

Hmm, Lady

Can I review the terms

Of our contract

Don't remember having

To be taken outside 

For rides on public transport

Strange place

Funny smell

Fear!

Where are we?

Don't leave me here!

Oh, my god

That was the worst

Ever hair appointment

They actually gagged me

Then they put something

Up my nose

And then they were playing

Around down below

That horrible smell

Flea repellent

Thats how I know 

It was a hair appointment

She always finishes bathing

By putting that nasty stuff

On me and those guys 

Go crazy

Hiding here 

And there

Then they bite 

Which is why I bite her

Oh, we get to go back

So tired and feeling

Woozy, oozy

Funny thing this chariot

Has wheels and she just

Keeps on pushing me around

Wish those people would stop

Staring at me

And jumping back

What do I have on my nose

They look so startled

Anyways here we are

Elizabeth who?

Must wear the Elizabeth collar

They gave it to me with instructions

No licking!

I am not going to do this at all

Cant eat out of my bowl

Cant see my feet

Don't know where I am

Got to find out what they did to me

Maybe it was not a hair appointment

Oh my god!

They are gone!

Those little beauties

That were growing done there

They were getting a little large

And I was trying to tell her

I needed to go down the hallways

And visit someone

All she did was show me

A little sister just born

Who cares what mom

Is doing after disowning me

But that spit fire!

No, no

It is all over

I was going to go

Get myself 

A sweetheart

And then knock on the door

And introduce her to my mom.

Ouch this is going to hurt!

At least I don't have bedbugs

I hear they have them in Paris

Paris, Paris 

I heard about it on the news

They have all these people

Coming to visit them

And they have those things

I can tell she does not want them

Nor am I going to go anywhere

Near any other woman

Without her having a problem

Just dandy

I bet she is planning 

A bigger trip 

For us togehter

Wonder where she is thinking

Paris just want to go to Paris

I was almost born there

Before my mother was forced

On a plane that then had

An emergency landing

And my father had to be hauled

All the way to this place

No one knows about

Sweet river

Ulysis Grant Jr

The President's son founded.

It on the banks of a fiver

Far away from Washington DC

After his dad got in so much trouble

I even went to the high school

Anyways he has to be fixed

So, he can start going out

We are going to make it to France

Where I might no come back

Anyways here he is at the spay clinic

Hope he is not to angry

But it has to be done.

Bedbugs!

What else are they going to do

To that guy

His poor mother

Just worries herself

While Jimmy is planning

Another thing or two to do

Israel was attacked this morning

No body is having a birthday

Today are they?

I still think 9/11 was about me