Heads up

 

6.6 earthquake

Japan!

7.4 one in 

Tawain

Minor in comparison.

95 billion

Dollars in Foreign aid

No wonders they are

Fighting on the floor.

Who thinks

America

Can keep on giving

Out handouts?

How much is 

Ukraine at now?

Another 60

Okay

No problem

Israel 

Got 14 for its

Fight for freedom

Tsunamis

And minors trapped

With no way out

Views towards

The other side

Of the world

Who are we again?

Imperialists?

Capitalists...

We have so much

Money from all those

Rags to riches

Philanthropist's,

Impeachment 

For the head of the new

Homeland Security

Which was meant 

To be temporary.

And another 

Speaker in danger

Of loosing his job.

Anyone miss

Nancy?

Oh and we have

To rebuild 

Her bridge

In Baltimore!

When is it going

To end?

Cut the costs

Of all those 

Extra nonessentials

Such as 

The Space Station

Come on

It is debunked.

We no longer

Have the support

Of Russia

Or China

Who else can afford

This grand castle

In the sky.

You know 

It could be more

Useful

As a Penal colony

Really!

England got rid

Of its overburdened

Prisons 

By sending convicts

To America

And Australia

Why not get rid

Of a few of those 

Really bad guys.

It could even be

Self supporting

Those guys given

A chance to take

Care of themselves

Will be more than

Willing to do the chores

After all 

No one else will care.

And if they decide

To crash land

On earth

We can just shoot 

Them down!

Hey Jimmy

You always want

To be management

And you like 

A uniform

He was one of the 

First male nurses

Without any training

Just showed up

Wearing those things

Claiming he was there

To change your sheets

And remove your wallet

At the same time.

Anyways

He likes being 

The security man

Just send him up

There and he will get

To sit back

And tell the other guys

What to do.

And if they don't like him....

Please don't cut out

The National Parks

After all that is all

The Obamas 

Could afford 

After their first

Trip to that spa...

Where they dropped

The towels anyways

And some guy with a camera

Got a good shot

Of the first ladies

Tits

Only seen on the West Coast

Where her daughters

Are now living

Throw out all those

Rag mags

Cant let the girls

Find out

What mom did

Or they might make

Me their mom.

Ugh

How many more of them?

We do need border patrols

And city police

And, and...

My where are we going

To get more funds?

Taxation!

Thats it lets tax the masses....