Before there was Elizabeth...

There was Mary of Teck

Victoria Mary Augusta Louise Olga Pauline Claudine Agnes

Empress of India 

And the Queen Consort

Of England and the British Isles

Grandmother of Elizabeth I

Who died between 

The Kings death

And his daughters coronation

Was also the

Great-granddaughter 

Of George III

That is our King George

Of the American Revolution

He was our last King

A Hanover from Germany

Queen Elizabeth I 

Began the charter

Of the American colonies

Who cousins continued

Such as James I

That is the King James Bible

James through Anne

The last British Queen

Whose second cousin

Received the throne

Despite being born in 

Germany

Which is why

Victoria became Queen

As the first and only

Hanover to be born

In England

Before that they are

Descendants of French

William the conqueror

Ran off the remnants

Of the Romans conquerors

And Viking invaders

None of them appear

To be actual descendants

Of the originals

Such as King Arthur

Or any other Celtic 

As the great saint 

Patrick the monk

Main mission was to hunt

And kill the royal line of blood

Therefore 

America had half a dozen

Royal British Kings and Queens

Including William and Mary

Before the boy who chopped

Down a cherry tree

Became the leader

Of the rebels 

And then the first

Non royal blood

To assume the role

Of leader of a nation

Just 13 colonies

And a bunch of immigrants

From the war left over

Huguenots were French royals

Hunted down by their own

Over religion

While the Puritans

Were of British origins

Migrating to Holland

Prior to their Plymouth colony

Not royals but usurpers

In Parliament

Their quiet Southwark

Side of the Thames

Was turned into a redlight district

Complete with the building

Of the Globe

Of whom Shakespeare wrote

Also gotten rid of over

Religion

They did not do anything

At all on the sabbath

Nor celebrate Christmas

A catholic holiday

For gods sake!

Husseins

Germans came over

To help fight stayed

As well as a few 

German nobles

Anyone got the name

Of Hale?

Might look it up

For your royal title

Of Duke or something

Meanwhile 

There were many 

Who just wanted to come

Now that it was no longer

A British subsidiary

After all they had 

Captured India somehow

And did not need us anymore

Direct route to the spices and teas

Leaving America

To the commoners

Actually most of the early 

Families are still related

To those other people

It is just that they are not

Spoken of much nowadays

Allowing rich play girls

Into the royal house

Has caused quite a lot

Of comments

About the end of the 

Monarchy

Does it even know

It is no longer needed?

Charlotte might have

Royal blood

But Kate does not

What is going to happen

To those chosen

To rule as the right

To rule instead of by chance?

Did you know 

Mary has a boat named 

After her?

The Queen Mary 

Steamship

Still sails anyone

Who can afford a ticket

And then their is the 

Warship and freighter

All christened by her

For the people to enjoy

Meanwhile back at 

Windsor Castle

She had an elaborate 

Doll House

A replica of one 

Of the favorite castles

Complete with a frame

That lifted upwards

Revealing an inner joy

Of rooms with tiny furnitrue

And a tiny library

There is even a garage

Not a stables

But a brand new thing

Automobiles

Brand new horseless carriages!

Worth a fortune

These things are but they are

Under lock and key

Inside a fortified castle

No one is going to steal

Thier dolls nor sell 

Thier expensive bibles

Online at one of these 

Modern junk shops

I cant stop crying

Over my great-grandmothers

Stuff re-distributed

By Jimmy 

Throughout the entire

System just because

He does not believe

Girls should have money

Or anything else of their own

She meet the Queen Victoria

Prior to her marriage 

Into a Danish military family

Why does America

Carry on so much

About the British

After all 

We fought to get free of them

And then they came back

And burnt us down

Or at least the first

Presidents Mansion

Before that they lived

In New York city

George in lower Manhattan

And the Adams family

In Brooklyn

Hence Columbia Heights.

Had to rebuild 

The only residence

Of the President of America

And they still slobber over

The British Royals

Who are really Germans

What are the press going

To do when it all collapses?

If Charles should die?

And William is not accepted

By the people?

What then?

We are hiding 

Meghan and her husband

Just because 

We think we are cute?

Real Royals 

In the neighborhood?

And not even on

The East Coast

But California!

Georgetown

Has been host to many

Former royals 

Such as those from 

Mexico

It was once called 

An Imperial nation

Not a communist

Country of thieves

And murders

My own experience

Is worth since I just 

Missed being murdered

But the government agent

Who had come to help me

Was found dead on the beach...

Anyways, who cares if Kate

Has cancer she is not a royal

Not by any means

And with two boys

And a girl

She is not needed

Just a pretty face

With a worse academics

Than her mother in law

Diana who at least had jobs

As for the current press

I don't have any daughter

Not even they themselves

And if they think they 

Are going to fight me

Think again

Maternity law suits

Are worse than paternity

And I have already won

A number of them

No birth certificate

No pretty baby 

Stay away from my family

What is left of it

And don't go near

Anything you think 

Might have been my home

Because I will do more

Than sue you over it

I will incarcerate you

No matter how much you make

Or what your name is

Including Miss Davis

Who had better not have

Already been here with Jimmy

Because I have another 

Needle mark on my arm

Drugging someone is against the law

Miss Bitch

As for the rest of you

Know that if 

For some reason

Biden should fail
Either over his religion

Or his health

There might be another

Trump presidency

Most of you have 

Burnt your bridges

The same thing for Ukraine

No one should have gotten

Involved and not allowing

The Donetsk to go free

I am sorry for those 

Foolish enough not to know

Thier own guy was not elected

But hired to do a job

No one else could do....

Perhaps everyone should

Take a course or two

At night school

To freshen up their knowledge

And have something

To fall back on

Just in case

The whole thing

Blows up in their faces...

And Linsay, go back to Africa....