Little Lavaugn's Linsey

 

There she is 

The little one

Standing so tall

Next to the young man

While she has thrown out

The very thing 

She was told not to

She wants to claim

I am her mother

Even sat on top 

Of me when I was 

Last on GMA

Just had to do it

Even though 

A judge had 

Told her i was 

Not her mother

She just wont 

Accept it

And wearing 

A blue jacket

Does she think

She is also 

Native American

Going to steal

That Indian princess

Title?

Hate to tell you

But Michelle

Has already done it

And she has done

That as well.

Little Lavaughn

Was born in Cuba

During the revolution

A communists

On the day she was born

But then daddy 

Came along

And fixed it

For her.

Her white daddy

Special privileges

Come to those 

With old roots

East Coast royalty

Such as using 

The last name 

Of Davis

Confederate leader

President Jefferson Davis

The ultimate 

Grandaddy of bad

Raised in the south.

Where they were allowed

To celebrate Christmas

And went to Westpoint.

Where they learned

To shove up the of the King

Of England.....

And then this school boy

Comes along

His mother died

He had to go to school

And learn to read and write

Then taught himself the Law....

Cry and sniff

A college boy

Not heard of in the south

Since that northerner

Jefferson got those

Other guys in trouble

By actually going

Against the King

George was a sick 

Guy pissing blue urine

He was no trouble at all

Nowadays it would be

A guy with cancer

Not a chance

He is going to get his way....

Anyways, 

Miss Davis is married

And with child

But the year she was born

I was in hospital

Was in a coma

Was in radiology

For this little mothball

Tumor which has continued

To grow to mammoth

Size or at least a grapefruit

As is evidence when I do go out

That I just cant be left 

Alone about a small meal

But I was once

Known throughout

The whole world

As an international reporter

Had a gun held to my head

Was put under arrest

In a foreign country

Held hostage

And forced to walk out

Of dangerous areas

Without my cameraman

Or my cameras.

Those guys

Always sell out

For their kids

To go to Disney land

Anyways

In 1977 

Lavaughn

Went into juvenile

Detention

For threatening 

A white family

And causing them to loose

Thier house and their livelihood

She also gave birth.

On first and Robinson

In 1977

The same year 

Linsey was born

And she even 

Looks a lot like

Michelle

As we now call her

Changed her name

And her birth year

But not her spots

Still wants to kill

The little Indian girl

Whose grandaddy

Went to Yale university

After coming back from 

England

Where he had learned 

A new science

Now called rocket science

He is not called

The father of the atom bomb

But his name was inscribed

Into the metal shell....

He also got a noble

For writing about it.

Thus his first granddaughter

Got a special title

As an honor

For coming out of 

The Cherokee village

That was decimated 

By Andrew Jackson

The President 

From Tennessee

It is too bad

I had a twin sister

And she is the one

Who received the princess

Title having robbed me 

Of my inheritance

As the first born

By stealing my glasses

And pretending to be me!

Just as all the current

Female anchors 

Are also expecting me

To be happy to see

My hard earned right

To claim to be a journalist

Got to the wayside

Even Martha Raddatz

Uses my original press papers

For herself

Having made herself

Over into an expert

But wont allow me

To even have my own 

Husband or son

If I had one

Which I cant have babies

As I have already told 

Everybody

But I can get bitchy

Enough to make

Those guys above

The eighteenth floor

To feel it quake

My grandmother

Was one of the first 

Radio announcers

She also went out

And got interviews

During WWII

She even got an award

Which jimmy is not aware 

But she also put down

Money for the new company

Called the American Broadcast

But all those contracts

All those completed assignments

And they dont remember me

Only my mother who had

Brain cancer

And left everyone to hang out

Way out over the bridge less ....

If you want a mother

Dont go after the white woman

Who is in fact 

Native American 

Brown skinned

And raised Russian Eastern Orthodox.

Try Michelle Lavaughn

Andy Rooneys 

Acknowledged daughter

And he thought 

He had a marriage license

Until he found out 

About the other man....

Little Lindsay

With a bun in her hair

Should think of the little

Black ballerina 

Who got herself included

Into the childrens murals

Of a certain well known artists

My mother kept this photo

Of her wearing my leotard

And her hair in a bun

Showed it to everyone

Claiming it was her duaghter

Insisted in her madness

That she was the mother 

Of an African queen!

Really I was dubbed

Empress by my grandparents

To impress upon

My own mother

What they thought 

Of her tricks and trades.

Look out!

Barack another duaghter

Is approaching you

With her hand extended

And a smile on her face

Expecting you to understand.....

I did not have a black lover

As I did have a white husband

Lindsay Robinson?

Anyways this one might

Be real

And she comes 

With a boy who will 

Not call me grandma

Unless he wants 

To become a eunuch!

Little Jack, 

Jacquette is my name....

Chief Blue Jacket is the stolen brother of 

Lydia van Swearingen Wheat.