Oh, George...

 

Hello 

George

Do you remember?

You don't recall

Do you?

Those days 

Around the campfire....

When one is young

Times were different

Weren't they?

Well here is one

For those old days

Do you remember

How to spell

Cameleopard?

My sister always 

Giggled

It was one of the

Few words

She did know how

To spell!

G-i-r-a-f-f-e

The joke is 

The generic name

They are better known

By is Giraffe

Not Cameleopard

Do you even know

What a camelopard is?

It is one of those 

Old wives' stories

But most of us 

Know them 

As spotted camels

Those tall things

With long necks

Often found in zoos

But sometimes also

Found in the wild.

It is as jimmy 

Says a wonder of the

World

He once walked in

On a diplomatic session

In the middle east

And no one knows

How he got there

And literally sat down

Right next to the 

King of Arabia

And other important

People

And started in on

Their camels

His version is that

In the middle of the night

A leopard snuck up

On a camel

And laid it down

Jimmy had other words

The result is their camel

Gave birth to this 

Mutant thing

As an albino

A weird oddity

He always had another

Reason for him existing

It is called 

Evolution

That ridiculous thing

When the schools

Did not want to teach

Science 

Instead of mythology

After 150 years

They still have not proved

A thing except

Dinosaurs did exist

They have even 

Sold dino poop

At auction

Some poor girl

Has  a dad

Who cant tell

When he is being

Scammed

Men are scammed more often

Than women

But we carry the 

Bad reputation

For not knowing

Anything at all

But as it is

Darwin

Not only did not make

It to the Gallapollis islands

Having stayed behind

In a plush nut house

In Peru

He stooled his theory

From another man

And then had to be

Committed in a real

Mental institution

The rest of his life

And yet

Everyone keeps 

After us about this

Unproved science

Experiment without 

Any merit at all

It is not about 

Whether or not

God exists or not

It is this thing

Apparently

A long, long time ago

The trees grew so tall

That the camel

Had to stretch his neck

Until it broke

And stayed in that

Position

Then he grew spots

To blend in with 

The leaves of the trees

So he would not be

Spotted by the leopards

Who wander around

And take advantage

Of sweet young innocent 

Things

And very old blind men

Do any of your

Grandchildren

Believe that story?

There were a lot of things

We were told we had

To believe in the seventies

All those hippies

From Germany

Who told us they 

Were not going

To overpopulate

The world 

Nor eat meat

Or cut down forests

Oh yeh the became

The parents of the yuppies

Who went around stealing

Properties from old people

Claiming them as the owners

Cutting down forests

And orchards for their

Urban housing

So they could house

All those extra humans

Breathing my air

And eating all those

Cows and pigs

Some new age era

Nonsense

Just a bunch

Of bologna

Meanwhile nothing

Good has come out

Of this legendary

Thing from the past

Remind me

Is giraffe meat

Any good?

I know those

German saboteurs

Have tasted it

They even eat 

Quail eggs

And Ostriches

They sell the meat

There in the land

Of Hippieville

Having transformed

A  nice old community

Into their wonderland

Of nothingness

They even have farms

For their Rhea's

Why don't they go back

To where they came from

And stop destroying

Our homesteads

And inheritances

For more of their 

Brats!

Have you ever noticed

These people who claim

They came to America

Seeking protection

Never go back

When it is safe

The wall came down

How many years ago?

Wasn't that in the eighties?

Over thirty years ago?

Dinosaurs

By the way

Were large prowling

Beasts

That left behind

Large pools 

Of oil 

From which

Gasoline is extracted

And hence all those

German long haired

Liars now drive around

In minivans 

Instead of the family

Station wagon.

They also if they

Got caught pooping

Our of doors

Left very large

Turds!

Not small handheld

Extra dry excrement!

Fossil hunters

Claim to be experts

But they only got

Fifty dollars

At an auction house

For their little joke

I bet they even

Claim it is older than

Egypt

Those small fragments

Sold on the air

Cant trust anyone

Anymore 

Not pawnshops

Who claim your

Silver is iron

Have you ever 

Heard of a

Shiny silvery 

Necklace 

Being made out 

Of steel?

No would buy

Steel to hang

Around their necks!

Anyways

I have had a bad week

And in one of those 

Moods!

What about it

George?

Do you remember

Your youth

Now that you live

So high up that

The clouds 

Interfere

With your wifi?

Don't recall

Anything else

Who by the way

Are you voting for

In the next elections?

Be honest

It is that cool guy

The one who looks

Good on the cover

Of a magazine....

By the way

George and Jake

I am seriously

Considering 

Sueing 

The Zelenskies

For what I have had

To endure

That last two years

Including running

Into a couple 

Of his nuts

Who fled a little

Disturbance

But don't speak

Any English

After two years

Of living in California

I bet they could

Understand Spanish!

Trying to chat

At the bus stop

Surprised they did 

Not have a vehicle

Instead of having to go

To the store by public transport!

All this just because

Some Princess of Wales

Does not know how

To take care of herself

Poor thing

So anorexic

Her tiny waist 

Was so small

At the Kings 

Birthday party

What do you think

Makes her believe

If she is sicker than him

He is going to step aside?

Anyways those people

That no one in the business

Wants to acknowledge

As victims of the Ukrainians

Donetsk or Donbas

Were originally

People from Wales

Who settled in a new land

Where there was no one

Else living and breathing

English nor Ukrainian

My native language

Was wiped out centuries ago

That is how long those

Individuals 

Fleeing persecution

For their religion

Have stayed in my country

A couple of hundred years

Robbed and raped

My ancestors

Even when Pocahontas

Got to London

They killed her off

With one of their diseases

Small pox

One of those 

STD's

Those lying sailors

Keep picking things up

From other areas

And transporting

Notice it was not

Syphilis 

That she had 

Another one of those

Lies that those nice

Catholic boys

Got a disease

For visiting us indians

I have more than one

White women

Stand right on top

Of my toes

And tell me that

She heard that

We developed

This horrible disease

After the Africans

Stare into my face

And tell me to get

Back on my boat

And get out of here

I don't remember

In history class

They ever telling us

Children that 

Columbus died

Of syphiliss!

Eliot Nesss

Is supposed to have had it

And he was a really good boy

Who never stepped out

On his wife

So maybe it is not 

Transmitted by sex

But by those 

Toilet seats!

Anyways

My life has been altered

By this guy

Who wants to keep

Those people hostages

Stalin would not let 

Them go back home

And now this guy

Wont allow them to be

Free either!

Typical

Once they get in powere

They no longer remeber

I recall the guy

Standing over my mother

At one of those comedy clubs

And claiming he was too poor

She had brain cancer

Going through treatments

Until he needed who help

He got all kinds of things

Including the voice 

Of Paddington bear

One of my mothers favorites

Having lived in London

During the war years

Then she died without

Anything at all

Leaving me with all 

Of those promises

And contracts

Disappearing

Because after jimmy

Who said he was going

To have his way

Was told he could not

Has done it anyways

He has been tearing down

Hundred year old houses

And giving away all 

Of those things listed 

In wills

Just because he does not

Have to do what he is told

If there is no one 

To make him stop

Stop jimmy!

Stop !

There is nothing

For those two women

To go back to

So they will probably

Stay in my home town

Which no longer has

A historic downtown

Because they are building

Those disgusting

Glass towers

Which are just going

To come down

When the next earthquake

Strikes

And it will strike

That is if we dont

Get hit first by one

Of those large bullets

They have over there

How many more toys

Does the guy have to have?

Even my own sons

Life has been altered 

By this guy

Who does not even

Know what he caused

My life was turned upside

Down when he visited 

My town

And now his wife and kids

Live better than 

My grandparents 

Who were promised.....

That is in the past

We live for the future

How much do you think

That guy has collected

Since he took office?

Millions or billions?