What was he thinking?
Dan fuckella
Does not think
Nor reason at all
It is no surprise
He attempted to kill me
Again
I wonder how many times
He has tried to murder me?
I remember him
As a small boy
Running around
San Francisco
A horrible hoodlum
But he is also supposed
To be that guys kid
The one from
Macmillan wife
Known to everyone
As Chuck?
John Shuck
Was and is a well known
Actor who got playing
With this guy at the park
I am not sure if is his
But he does look like him
His thick black hair
Is now gone
His handsomeness
Was never there
But he made a pest
Of himself everywhere
Got in the wrong car
One day and disappeared
Only to show up
Wherever I am
Including the day
I had to deliver important
Papers to the Law Professor
I was a Columbia law school student
For some reason every other girl
Thought she should have the job
But I was over qualified
Having already worked
At the United Nations
But I was a local and worked
At whatever until I got another
Call to work elsewhere
Even those stopped coming
But anyways
This day he showed up
As I got into my car
Of which he had stolen
Years ago and then sold
It to me
We had recently gone
To the police station
Where I had been standing
Waiting for my grandfather
With a bicycle the local
Means of getting around
Only to see the guy
Show up in a car
His mother was so well known
And there it was the
Martin Luther King jr school of law
Now why they always
Asked her I don't know
But her son was there
It must be important
And he put his long legs out
And began to switch from
His driving shoes
He was famous for running
In Central park
And people would steal
His clothes if he dropped
Them at a bench
I remember him riding his bike
Around when my family
Still had respectability
And resided in New York
But here we were
All those years later
And Dan swooped in
And stooled his good shoes
Dan is six foot six inches
And proud of his height
I have men taller than that
But never mentioned it
Scandinavians...Vikings
The chase began
With a yell at me
Watch my stuff!
I was stuck between
Two masters
The civility of doing
As asked by a stranger
And waiting for a relative
My grandfather waved at me
I went over and told him
What had occurred
Scurrying back in time
To catch the next thief
His sister Tamsen
His mother came out
To speak to me
And took charge
She locked up the car
And I was sent inside
To change into a better dress
Stolen!
I had not noticed my own bag
Was now gone
My weekend with grandpa
Was off to a bad start
But there they were
After an hour
A well dressed young man
Standing next to his rich mother
Wearing trainers or sneakers
With his outfit
Those shoes never did get found
He made a police report
Which I had to back up
And then dan slumped
Down next to me
He insisted on going
To my place of worship
And told me how he had
Gotten a new pair of shoes
But they were too small
His father was the town
Cemetary gardener
Who appears to pick up
Slips of paper
Because he acquired
A dozen different houses
Living on an income of?
Like a good girl
I went to the shoe repair stores
Until I found the right one
Dan had introduced me enough tmes
As his girlfriend
I simply smiled
And asked how much did I owe?
He was also in the habit of showing up
And getting me to pay for his food
Not that I wanted to and after awhile
I had to become uncivilized
I took my prize and drove over
To Sacramento where I sent
Them back to the well known address
I was now out over fifty dollars
And Dan was never going to pay
For anything at all
In fact he began to steal my wallet
And when I complained to a minister
He poured milk over my face
This day he got in my car
And would not get out
When we got close to his parents place
I drove into the garage spot
And stomped on my brakes
He got out to speak to his mother
And I glided back down
The street
Only to have jump over
The fence on the highway
Where I had to curve around
In order to go to the Capital
He gave chase on the highway
The local police were already
On their way
I had to pull over
While it was explained to me
It happened to be the ones
Who knew about my wallets
I just looked at them
And asked could they get
Rid of him for me?
Instead I was outside
The car and standing
While they spoke to him
He looked at their watch
And decided he had enough
I knew I had already missed
The time I was supposed to be
There to deliver the papers on time
I shook my head as I watched
Him jump the high fence
With my car keys in his hand
Do you have many robberies
Around here were fences
Are no problems?
They looked at me
And yelled at him
To bring me back my car keys
He did not even bother stopping
I waited for a moment
Then reached under my bumper
And got my spares
I was in the car
And swinging back on to
The highway when I felt
A thump
He had looked back
Over his shoulder
And sprinted back
The cops got him for me
As I drove off
I arrived at the governors entrance
To the state capital
Late and was told the whole
Building was closed
There was an important lunch
Going on somewhere
I would have to go to the private club
And wait til they were done
In order to deliver my brown envelope
He walked in and then so did it
His name by the way
Was John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr.
Watching him bike or run
Was not the same as having him
Sit down next to me
He wanted to know
About the shoes
So I explained that Dan
Had been bragging about
Having them stretched
So I went looking for them
And did not take them to the police
Where they would be locked up
For at least six months?
Okay I had not thought of that
Your mother called
And wanted to know
Sorry she was once normal
She now has dementia
It is difficult to deal with her
Hmm, she mentioned
Oh she has also been to
Vasseur but never graduated
No it was something else
I was just well trained
By my father and grandfather
Dont worry about it
Dan showed up and put his feet
On my lap under the table
Where I was getting a free lunch
Which he ate while I was trying
To get the waiter
Don't worry about it
Sir! I realized he had
The shoes on his feet
The ones he stooled
And I had returned
I was getting hot
And it was not going
To go well with either of them
When I got the silver tray
With a note on it
They were waiting for me
Had to run!
Sorry but this was not fun
Still young enough for it too stick
Ran down the street
To the capital and to my
Surprise was lead to the
Governors office
Mr Angelo was sitting
There frustrated
When I arrived with
My envelope
I hope these are the
Right papers?
Yes and why was i being
Followed by the police
Oh a guy I don't know
Was attempting to steal
My car....
Do you mean Dan F
Yes, and he is not my boyfriend
Not what he tells people...
Not my day!
I got a honored guest tour
I was once a tour guide myself
And was introduced
To the Senator from
San Diego whom i did know
How is your family?
Bad question
They split up and
Were living seperate lives
Right in front of the entire
Assembly...
I had also worked as
Tour guide at the
DC capital
Not pleasant to be questioned
And before anything else
Happened there he was asking
For me in front of everyone
Even sat down and shook hands
It was nice meeting you again
But I have to run
Or I will have this guy
Arrested for harrasment
Dan did not get the hint
He was handcuffed as
I was exiting the room
Too many stories
On this guy
Did I mention that
I had run off and gotten
Married when I was a
Teenager?
Never got to spend
My wedding night
With my husband
I was sitting in jail
Because someone had
Made a false complaint
Monday morning
They released me
Sorry!
My husband
Became my business partner
But it was difficult...
He kept loosing his job
Locally, these strange things
Kept occurring and now he was
Working for his brother
At a pizza place
I took to spending time
There and eating salad
While he waited his turn
To play his guitar and sing
Not bad, has at least one record
Could not get away with it
Got caught hanging around
They showed up
And he moved out
And then it was also
Dans new favorite place
I moved out of town
A number of times
But it always ended badly
Finally he was forced to marry
A girl who had deposited
A baby on my doorstep
She is now a CNN reporter
A very large girl
Taller than most
And looks like Dawn Renee
Hmm, thought I was free
Not really
I got work elsewhere
But could not stop
Finding myself one more
Time in California
And not in San Diego....
So life continues
My mother it turns out
Had brain cancer
Cant undue those years
Of bad behavior
And get the family back together
Besides she did not want to get well...
I went to bed early because
The tv was unplugged
Only to awaken to the sound
Of an emergency report
We had had a lot of flooding
I got up to see what
Was going on only to find out
That it was his plane
That had one down
In New York
After his mother had died
The Bachelor had gotten married
My mother might have cried
But I was sadly happy for him
Maybe if my mother subcombed
To her cancer I might have a chance
At a life of my own...
There I sat listening to the report
Of the Kennedy jr plane
Having gone down
To find my mother had
Called the cops on me
I was sitting on the porch
With only a flashlight
And the radio in the dark
Not making any noise
She did not want me to
Listen to the news
She wanted me to be arrested!
Instead they were speaking
To her in a calm voice
That did not bode well
What was she doing
While I was gone working?
Anyways they were unaware
Of the report on the radio
One went to find out
What was happening
He came back to say
Yes his plane was down
And they were going to do
Recovery in the morning
My mother had already
Gotten John F K jr
On the phone
And he was speaking to the other
Police officer
I told you they are doing
Recovery operations
That means he is considered dead
All I was doing was finding
Out why there was an emergency
On the radio!
Oh please she needs to go to bed
Mother
Here listen to him
He is speaking on the phone
He is not dead
Great she is one of those
Women who hold onto
Smallest things
I was now going to have
To hear about him and I...
Mother why do you do this to me....
Then i hear it speaking
I am blah bla bl
That is not what he said
He did not say
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
He said his name is
Daniel Vincent For.....
This creep keeps
Following me around
And now he has my mother
Convinced he is that guy!
What has he been doing?
What is my mother involved?
Sighing deeply
The police officer
Asked whom he was speaking
I got an old phone book
And gave it too them
They took it as he had hung up
Good luck in finding him
At any of those addresses
He had made a false phone call
Or at least identified himself
In a fashion leading the polcie
To believe ...
I knew I was in bad with
Those guys as well
This was not going to end well
Which is why i sat
In a car over a ditch
And the neighbors
Were telling me it was Dan
There he was fleeing across
A field with his tall frame
Casting a longer shadow
Unmistakable
The police there missed him
And the accident report
Went missing
A head on crash
I keep telling people
And they don't believe me
I bet he has never stopped
Telling people
We are a couple
His wife even left him
If I had a son
He would even tell the poor
Kid that he was his daddy
I know there are girls
Who dont understand
But I hear things
He attempted to rape
Me as well...
There are a number
Of growls towards me
Apparently he got other
Girls who slept in my bedroom
Even Allona's son is too tall
For her husband Robert
My, my some guys
Never stop
I made sure he never got me
But then I keep finding
Needle marks on me
I wonder what he is up to?
Father's day is upon us
My real father has passed
As has his father
But no kid of mine
Would consider
Blessing anyone at all
I made it clear
He is not your
Daddy nor is that one
Nor even that one
Just don't bother
I made sure i was never
Going to provide an heir
To a jackass!
Unhappy fathers day
And Dan F...Run!
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