Dear Honey,
Remember that day
You stood next to me
And said your vows
Even putting your signature
Down on a piece of paper?
Where were you
When I lay there dying
Hooked up to those machines
Kidney dialysis
Is horrible stuff
Just because Julia Roberts
Made it look easy
In Steel Magnolias
Does not mean I enjoyed it
Not a day goes by
That I don't think about
Being alone in the world
With my mother crazy enough
To be locked up for life
Probably on the phone
Telling others I was having fun
Or worse you
That I was too busy to come to the phone
And you believed her.
Or those horrible people
From the congregation from hell
Lead by Candace
Who were going around stealing
Everything they could for themselves
While Jimmy was having the time of his life
He found my identical sister
In her ice coffin
In one of those forensics laboratory
Where she had been left
In order to not get caught
Instead he made a video
Of himself on top
Of a five year old
In order to prove
He was a class act
Then he opened her up
Stealing her ovary for himself
He wore it as a talisman
Off of himself
Which then turned green
He had to have surgery
On his private parts.
But not before he had
Also taken her kidney
He thought there was only one
And sold it on the black-market
Someone named Erma Bombeck
Actually bought it and attempted
To have it inserted into herself.
What would a sixty plus woman
Want with a five year old kidney?
Anyways while you were away
They put me on ice.
Which is when they heard
There was an exact match
All the way over in Asia
They reclaimed the stolen item
Imagine being caught red-handed
With stolen merchandize.
Then they gave me my very own
Twin sisters kidney
Which is the one I am still
Using today
Although I am sure it has also failed.
I allowed her to eat all that candy
Suffering for it now.
But where were you?
I was returned to that hell town
Where I had to sit
With some celebrities bastard
Who was being paid to do it
Just to watch her walk
At 25 across a stage
That she had not earned the right
But then the jackass prinicple
Was not qualified either
All I heard from his wife
Is she had not graduated
From college
Perhaps if he had not been arrested
And she decided to get pregnant
They would both have a better life
Then destroying mine.
Even Lindsay Davis
Cant understand that I am
Not interested in her plight
Nor her destroying anyone else
But there she sits in my chair
Boring us with her repeat
Of my program
She does everything I did
But without a kidney transplant
Which by the way
Left me sterile
Not able to have kids
Is that why you ran away
With another woman
To hold her child
Which is not yours?
I hear it has now graduated
From university
And pursuing a career
I had wanted.
By the way
Where were you
When I did graduate?
That male prostitute
Showed up
The one I had already
Made a police report on
But there he was stalking me.
Instead of you standing
There with red roses in your hands
At least someone woke me up
With Lavendar ones
But that was a long time ago.
What happened to being best friends?
How many more false men
Do i need to confront
Over not having a marriage license
But fingers so long
They snag anything green
In my wallet?
Or how many more drug addicts
Will show off not having
A Birth certificate
That they cant understand
That I am not their mama
Nor am I going to let it go
I will not drop
The issue of extortion
And stalking
An innocent individual
Who may have had her picture
On the cover of a magazine.
Did you hear?
Some soap opera star
Died and they threw her a huge funeral
So popular was she
Just a soap opera actress
No body really
Not as if she had won
Any awards of value.
But then again
Where were you
When my uncle cousin
Handed me a coveted
Award for Journalism?
So proud was I to work
For my own flesh and blood
Then he got caught
And no longer took my calls
All because of some lunatic
Named Betty
Even though a convict
Keeps approaching people
Claiming to be my mother
Poor Politicians
They cant even go out to dinner
With out a drunk
Running into their guards
Should have seen that one coming
Didn't
Stop it from happening
To the big boss
Who has gotten so old.
And another thing
Where were you the day
Jimmy decided to end it all.
Set my biological father on fire
In front of me?
If I had not fought
For his life
He would have died right there.
But then we had to deal
With another I don't remember
Going before a judge
Told I am not allowed
To call myself a Goforth
Don't care what he says
Going to do it anyways.
Where were you when
He did die shortly
Afterwards?
When we had a funeral
And his body was stolen
One more time
Cremated is what jimmy did
Who was supposed to be incarcerated
Instead I had to sit there
Very confused while a service
Was performed by a nice neighbor
As to why I thought
We had already buried him.
Where were you when
My mothers brain
Turned cancerous
And she sat there demanding
To have me locked up
For no reason at all
Except she was still not accepting me
As her biological daughter
Even though the judges would not
Allow her to get away with it.
And where were you
When jimmy captured my mother
And put her in hospital?
Six weeks I sat there
Hoping someone would call
Instead I had to be shown
Her in the morgue
Then she was cremated
Because jimmy had sold
Her burial lot
To an African family
I carried her around
So long
It broke my arms
Then I found a way
Of having her reunited
With her childhood boyfriend
And only husband.
Where were you on that day?
Or the day I had my last
Auto accident
Pulled out paralyzed
From the waist down
Sitting holding the hand
Of your newest conquest
A Jehovah's witness?
Who don't bother with marriage licenses?
What about the day
I was told I had uterine tumors?
And both Jimmy and Candy
Showed up to tell me
I had to have a hysterectomy
Or else.
Ten years later
I am still being told
There is a specialist
Willing to treat me as a patient
But I am sure
Unless you are sitting there
I wont get my surgery
And will still be pushing
A kitten around in a stroller
For the people
To stand around and stare at.
I have no intention
Of dying first
So, I wont even ask you
Although I will probably
Find my way
To your funeral
But Honey
Where are you?
Why are you not sitting
Next to me?
What did I do?
Not be the one on the phone
Or had a little tiny nervous breakdown?
Why are you still pretending
We never got married
Or was it just a dream...
Spent my life dreaming
Of reality
While everyone else is trapped
In an alternate story line
Fantasizing
They have not forgotten.
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