Monday, December 11, 2023

The Great Chill



I hear Jill

That he is coming again

And is still wearing nothing.


But his pajamas

This great hero

Who ran from his own city


Hide in caves 

With his men

Then snuck out of it


Just so he could address

Congress and he did not even

Bring a change of clothes.

 

This little man

With a law school certificate

On his wall 


Next to his marriage license

And Birth certificate

When is he going


To stop pulling 

Your husbands leg.

Joe can barely stand now


He need this and that

They are poor, `

Yawn


The Israelites were hot

When they left Egypt

They arrived as rich men


Who just needed to buy

Cereal for their children

A family of a dozen sons


And one rich old man

His grandfather had left

Babylon as a rich man


Had waited for his even richer

Father died in Ur

Along the silk route


Then lived in silk tents

Amongst the very rich Arabs

They had huge hoards


Of flocks of sheep

And others 

Who had plenty of grass to feed


Where it went 

No one knows

But they got the best


Of the Nile 

Goshen 

Lush foliage


What they did not have

Was grain to make bread.

Then they were used as slaves


And then they were wandering 

The Wilderness in search of grass

For their herds of animals


They had so much gold

In their ears and on their wrists

They could melt it down


And build a huge cow

To worship

After that they used their gold


For the temple

Silk tent temple

And gold utensils


Many came to steal those items

Imagine having so much wealth

Then having to leave it behind


The Disapora 

Is what it was called

Dispersed throughout the area


The Jews were forced

From their homeland

One which they had to fight


Half a dozen nations

To gain access to the land

Of milk and honey


Another dozen nations

Came up against them

Till they combined into one


The Romans

Left nothing to imagination.

Left with the very special 


Gold angles 

Brought to life.

After the cow incident


The same gold 

That they wore in Egypt

Went into the smelting pot.


Anyways there is a long history

Of the Jews and their disappointments

Throughout the world they went


Even the wild west 

Had their own Jewish families

And then when the Marxist


Came into their own 

They the Jews were told to leave

Just as in Egypt


From the more beautiful

And rich Russia

They murdered the uncle


Caused the Jews 

To get out of their way

Only to rape and murder


The daughters of the tsar

During this great cooling off

As the chosen people


Many ended up reestablishing.

Themselves in concaves

Such as Sicily and Odessa


The horrible wars 

Israel has endured on their land

With neighbors attempting 


To kill them all off

In comparison

To those communities 


That had to survive

By their wits

As they no longer 


Had huge herds of animals

Nor were they no longer

Trading along the old silk route


Pirating is what they turned

Taking the very ships

That once had goods 


For themselves

By force in order to survive

Then they also became rich


Ironically it took so much

Of their lives that they forgot

Who they were in both locations


Both Sicily and Odessa

Became known as mafia outposts

They turned to the local religions


Sicily has the oldest stained glass

Temples built by jews on the move

Now they are Catholic 


This little island 

Which makes more then 

Olive oil and wine


Meanwhile the Black sea

Which the Scythians 

Were infamous for their gold


Turned a tidy profit

Capturing all those boats

Including perhaps


The very ones that held

The Ark and golden angles

Imagine somewhere under 


The city of Odessa

Is a huge vault of stolen loot

Not just the Romans loot


But also the Nazis

All those masterpieces

And menorahs


Now Orthodox as the need

To blend in with their neighbors

They are also know for being 


Fierce robbers of men

Not warriors

But mafia killing machines.


All these years 

Of unlimited control

Then the Soviets system collapsed


Shrieks galore

Why do the Ukrainians

Want the little Black Sea?


So much they are willing

To sell their own?

Just as the Red Sea


Saved them from Egypt

This one will also free

Them from Russia and Europe


But do they intend 

To help their old country?

No in the midst


Of a new war for Israel

And Hannukah

They have sent their leader


One more time

To beg for money

He is not even given


A set of clothes 

To present his case

Just pajamas!


He can afford the gas

To go to South America

Meet with the leaders 


Of countries 

Under suspect of harboring

Nazi on the run


Now he is going to land

On the White House lawn

After being snuck out 


A year ago.

Just to shake your hand Jill!

Does he even take showers?


All that hiding and sneaking around

Why don't you ask your husband

To inspect those tunnels


Under his city 

To see what 

The Monument men missed


They probably even have

Russian and German gold

Down there in their depths


Maybe we should let

Thier city be bombed

All those missing masterpieces


Would just go up in smoke

Oh! that is bad.

I hear the loud voices


Really, Jill

Are we supporting 

The mafia and their crimes?


Or the Nazis and their crimes?

As a country

Which is aligned behind Israel


Has already stretched itself

Into two near missed shutdowns

Overpaying for the opportunity


Of keeping all that loot 

From surfacing

And now after putting 


Through a budget

For the American people

Which includes supporting 


The Jews in their fight

Against their own neighbors

He wants to show up 


On your doorstep again

And he wont even have 

A warm coat 


Over his thin pajamas

Maybe you could go 

To the nearest charity store


And buy him a hand me down

Over coat to he wont get

Pneumonia!


Imagine arriving 

From the warm countries

Of the Nazis 


To walk around 

In the snow 

He is going to get sick


We cant have him die

Who would lead them then?

He was the only one


You know who could

Have been elected 

As a celebrity of various


Types of media

Including the voice 

Of Paddington bear.


You know Jill

There are nice 

Catholic thrift stores


That take someone elses

Trash as they remove it

From the homes they have squatted


That have really nice clothes

Most of them coming straight out

Of closets that were once occupied


But now are being torn down.

I even found a nice parka

Found out when I got home


That there was real fur inside.

Maybe he might find one of Putin's Coats 

From the Embassy rummage sale.


His wife always wore fur.

Mrs. Zelensky might enjoy

Something pretty to wear.


You might also regift

Something from your husbands

Such as an exercise machine


I am sure Joe gets those

And the younger man

Could use some exercise.


Another Billion dollars?

And he got those jets

From foolish France


Just because he represents

A nation that is both 

Catholic and Jewish


And no longer 

Russian nor Orthodox

He does need new clothes


Otherwise raid those underground

Vaults were they have probably

Been sitting on that missing item


Last seen heading towards Rome

But has never been found.

Brr, it is cold in Washington DC


This time of year.

I now not even our old home

On Y street is available


Once an academy site

Then a hospital for the Civil war

With a map leading to it


From the First Baptist church

As an underground safe house

For those fleeing slavery


It has been consigned 

To the ugly modern buildings

I was living there you know


And forced out by some 

German blond 

Who said it was her place


Been in the family for over 

Two hundred years

But she was a displaced


Former soviet citizen

And had been given 

The impression the place


Was hers so she sold it

Out from underneath my feet

Which fled to California


Where I am now watching 

Historic buildings disappear

Because those communists


From below

Claim everything belongs

To them 


Even the Natives are not allowed

To keep their properties

And they were also 


You know Jews

Kicked out by Spain

To inhabit Mexico.


Shame on those 

Who don't acknowledge 

Thier own religion


Instead of taking someone's else's

Bless those who at least

Go through their own traditions


Even if they believe

They are descendants of apes,

Those who believe 


They can change their skin 

Anyways I have no issue

With Christian traditions


Nor Jewish ones

The upheaval of the world

Over religion!



Please send him home

Jill with some clothes to wear!

Maybe he wont come back 


Begging for more handouts.

There were a number of famous

People from Kiev and Jewish.


















 


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