First day on the job
He gets the call
His wife does not want
Fire!
Newly elected
And his term is already
Under fire.
It has been nothing
But trouble from Jimmy
Jimmy threatened to do it
And do it he did.
Can Jimmy
Tell you where
He was on 9/11?
In bed smoking
How about Dec 18?
Opening his birthday presents
And April 15?
Talking a walk
Along the Thames
Or was it the Potomac?
Never does he get caught
But we all know
He is guilty
He tells us ahead
Of time
And then it happens!
Even if he is hiring
Out for the job
He is still the one
Behind it.
Imagine a young man
Just elected President
Of France
To face the worst
Day of Paris
The Notre Dame
Was on fire.
Really, do you have to go?
Yes, darling
It is a must.
Cant miss this event
What if the Eiffel Tower
Were knocked over in a storm?
Paris does not get tornados!
Okay back to the story.
Macron the youngest
Ever elected to the post
Had to leave his wife
In bed while he went out
To watch the infamous church
Burn down
Or at least most of it
Just the front
Of the Notre Dame
Was saved after every man
Was put on the job.
Restoration has come
To the one year point
Of completion
Next Christmas
They promise it will reopen
Resetting the gold
Weathervane
He is there in person
No longer a young man
But an old one
Growing grey in his job
Turning pale at his confrontations
And conquests
Over the past years
He has nothing to look forward
It will all be down hill
From here on out
The 2024 Olympics
Are coming to town
What else can go wrong?
It will be all smiles
No one named Jimmy
Will be allowed
Near either Paris
Nor London
He also promised
To blow up Big Ben
Zelensky's hand no longer
Needs holding
He has succeeded in ousting
Two speakers of the house
And gotten the current President
Into so much trouble
His son is being charged
In tax evasion issues
Remember that is how they got
Capone
On tax evasion
Always pay your taxes
Do not listen to my mother
Another one of her stories
You don't have to pay taxes
I swear she would give away
Her families properties
Just so she would not have to pay up
Pay Caesars things to Ceasar.
Is what Jesus said to his followers
And Jimmy believes he is Ceasar
All monies go to him.
Anyways this issue in Israel
Many thought that jimmy
Had somehow gotten that war
All those years ago in 1973
And was sure he was behind
The Iran hostage thing.
Which caused so much trouble
For the Carters
It was Ford
Whom he walked in one night
And sat down at his table
Told him he was the one responsible
For getting rid of Nixon
And he expected to eat
At his table
In the White House
Probably expected to be
Given a bedroom as well
Watch out Kamala
If Joe should fall
It will be Jimmy
Who claims his reward
Of the Oval Office
You will not even sit down
Before feeling his warm angry breath
Just as his father Captain Kangaroo
Had to put his face in front
Of the camera
Every time Jimmy was on his dads show
And wanted to explain things
Like who the boss was really
By pulling that thing out
For all to see.
Yes we know you have one
But it is not important
He was born with a silver spoon
In his mouth
To two rich parents
But they were not good enough
He wants to be the dictator
Of the world
And intends that every wife
Of every important man
Understand that he is the boss.
So we have the adversaries
Running for election
Biden has thrown his hat
Into the ring
Despite his sons problems
While Trump
Is not even showing up
For the debates
What is there to debate
He has already won
He expects to be the last man
Standing in the ring against
His opponent
While he has to listen
To judges spell out
His life for him
He will get through this
As well
He plans to be the one
Standing there shaking
The hand of Putin
Who is also running
For reelection next year
2024 should be an interesting year.
Jacks first christmas
He does not like anything
I have bought him
Should just return him
Like an infant
That one preorders
Not right
I said green eyes not blue
And what about that nose!
Cute guy up there on top
Reminds me of my own father
Who wanted to build bridges
But instead worked on buildings
He was a good architect
Before he needed eye surgery
Which went wrong
Some people never did know
Him in his prime
When he could still
See his sorroundings
And care for himself
My hero
Always going in to rescue
Just as he did in Korea
The office tech guy
Who kept getting phone calls
From President Eisenhower
All the way from DC
Could not figure out
How that was done in those days
Someone had a faulty connection
Which they did not figure out
To later
Did not know he was talking
To anyone but the Pentagon
Who is this geek guy
Squeaks every time.
I just want to be sure
Everything is going smoothly
After all he was the General
Who completed the conquest
Of storming the Germans
And bringing an end
To the war in Europe
Who is this guy
Maybe he needs a girlfriend
Get Carole in here
Hi big guy!
Now Carole
You cant call me in Korea
We agreed if I went away
You would not find me
And make my life miserable!
Thats when he got the news
Of the missing Marines
Some of whom he had grown up
He decided to go himself
Ring, ring...
He is not answering!
I know it is him
My boyfriend from before
Where did you say he is stationed
Somewhere in Korea
Where I cant go and annoy him
You have a direct connection to Korea?
Not anymore said the Pentagon
As they came in and took
The phone from her hand
She was well known
She might get the Russian guy
Must correct this matter
For you Mr. President
Sweat was pouring off him
He had been yelling
And giving instructions
Directly to some guy
In Korea instead of the Pentagon
Don't worry about him
His father worked on the Manhattan project
He knows how to keep his mouth shut.
Oh yes, sir that is my kid.
What? No I am not Oppenheimer
That was Arizona
I was in the laboratory
If you don't know where that was
Then you don't have the authority
To call me. Click.
Yep, that is the father of the kid.
How can you tell?
I've been speaking to him
The whole time
Just pretending to be his dad.
Where is he now?
They had a little situation.
Seems he went out there
With his violin
Been playing things
In code it seems
Someone knows what
He is up to and got them back
Navajo code talkers
What sir?
No it was done with a
I'm the boss and I'm telling you
Someone knows the Navajo code
He is just transmitting it
And the other guy is picking it up
Are they all back?
Good! Medals all around.
And I want that kid here on my doorstep!
I am going to meet this man
Who thinks he can hang up on me.
The other site still undisclosed
Hell, they say he kept them
All from going up in smoke
I get two heroes in one shake
Great Scotts, wait till she hears
About it upstairs.
I'm telling you dad
If I go I will meet her
And will have to marry her!
That wont be too bad.
After your mother died
I had to marry a couple of girls
To keep all of you feed and warm.
But not her!
Hey Mister Macron
Did you know
There was once a little girl
Who kept being sent back
By her mother to the spot
Of conception?
My parents got married
They were in love once
But life happens
Im the first born
And not the one they wanted
Blue eyes not brown
A girl not a boy
My mother had my eyes changed
To green
But could not get me altered
So she kept getting rid of me
Each time she had another one
Of those boys
Four in all.
The last one she forgot to tell
My father she was pregnant
Just sat there waiting for him
To see her belly
He had just had eye surgery....
Ended up getting divorced
By accident
Anyways I once played
In your parks
Went to your schools
And was at the Olympic camp
In France,
Oh that's right
Thats when I was sent to Siberia
For something that was not my fault
Came back with a gold medal.
Never to be spoken
Of again.
Just on my records somewhere
I am not a soviet
Nor a communist
Nor a Fascist
Wouldn't mind an invitation
That wont be accepted
By Jimmy nor Candy
To sit and observe
The fireworks from a distance
I don't have to get on stage
Nor be called Princess
Just seeking shelter
From the needle marks
I keep finding on my body
Being controlled by those
Who thought they could
Be the ones to get all the acclaim
While making everyone else miserable.
Just want some peace of mind
Stroll with my cat stroller,
Smell the coffee,
And eat real baquettes,
With French Brie.
I will even stay
For the reopening of Notre Dame,
If you want.
I used to work for the Forestry service
I know how to put out dangerous fires....
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