In with the new and out with the old...

 

Well, well!

Mother

You are not there.

To witness it

After 900 years

There is going. 

To be an 

Abdication of the throne

In Denmark!

As the old Hamlet

Shakespeare play

All is not well in the state...

As it is Margarethe

Was the first Queen

In centuries according

To the historians.

The Glucksberg's

A branch of the 

Oldenburg's 

Came to power

1850

With strict succession laws

It was presumed her uncle

Would succeed her father

Since she did not have

The necessary attributes

But then his wife

Bore no children

And it was decided

To keep the one

Who had reproduced

After all.

1972

Was her succession

To the throne

With her French consort

And two adorable boys

Now Frederick

Who is 55

Is going to ascend

The throne in front

Of his living mother

While her own husband

Lays dead somewhere

Not having been

Invited to anything

Since Mary arrived

From Tasmania

I cant tell you

Anything since your death

I have been cut off

Via Jimmy

Who is not your real son

But your prospective

Son in law

My sister died when

She was five

Should put it to an end.

But here we are all

These years later

With him still pulling

His thing out and demanding

To own the right to my life.

Sadly, Mary is not what 

The people want at all.

After all, she is Scottish

The old rivals

Viking blood

Lady of Perth

Is her ancestor

As is mine

Descendants 

Of the true king 

Of Scotland

James Stewart.

Why does not Jimmy

Use Stewart?

I wonder....

Vikings invaded

Old England

Than swarmed southwards

All the way from 

Tasmania

And she has royal blood 

As well

To bad for the people

Who really don't want

A monarchy.

There it is the first 

Queen uprooted 

By her own daughter in law

Will wonders never cease.

And she is also one of my

Many non daughters

Stand in line dear

With Kate Middleton

Oh, you got ahead of her
Poor Charles

So many want 

William to bend down

And rip the carpet

From under his feet.

Better luck next time

Dear mad Kate!

Mary is ahead of you, now.

Which makes me what

Dear Mother?

If she is now the Queen?

The Empress!

Of what might you ask

I am also a descendant

Of Gorm of Old

And William the Conqueror

Genghis Khan

And many of the early

Chiefs of my own land

Some did style themselves

As Emperors in America

I am even related 

To Alice Green

Of Georgetown MD

She married the son

Of the disposed 

Maximilan of Chapultepec Castle

There in Mexico city.

His two sons

Died in infancy

So he adopted 

Another royals son

So he might have an heir

Who then fled 

To Washington DC

Married into the Forest-Green 

Family of which I am also

Charmingly

I am third cousins

With the almost 

Emperor of Imperial 

Mexico.

Jimmy don't get

Excited

You are not a royal

Nor are you anything

But the son of a clown

Who had an affair

With a very rich woman

Of African heritage

Even better than Michelle

Your own mother Camille

Was well heeled 

And the wife of the first

Black mayor of DC

But you were not his stepson

Nor are you my mothers 

Son nor son in law

I have not daughters

Not even Mary 

Will convince me

Nor is Meghan

Going to be forgiven

For loosing me the house

In DC 

Just because she wanted

To knock on my door

And introduce me to her new 

Boyfriend Harry.

Poor guy

His mother was not a bad

Person 

Even though she appeared

To be one of those secret spies....

Her death I still attribute

To both Jimmy and Lisa.

If I had a son 

Mary 

He would be a Prince

Of a man

And would not mind me

Crowning myself

Empress!

Best regards

Old Margarethe

While young Mary

Assumes your role

In the hearts of the people.

I hear her son 

Is a fashion model.

I do have a niece

Named Iris

Who is also a model.

Perhaps they could

Be Introduced?

She does sadly

Wear stilettos

And those Maxi dresses

Cough 

Mini outfits

Despite my sister 

Dying my mothe

Went on to have more childrn

Perhaps Frederick

Remembers

The one that went missing

On the ferry from France

Well, he was found

A long time ago

In France

Some couple 

Had switched 

Out the baby

With a doll

Which was then thrown

Over board 

On the Ferry 

By Jimmy.

He is always 

Stealing babies

And threatening

Full grown men.

It is not that I went

Unmarried

But that there were too many

False one showing up

Believe me I did not marry

Any actor 

I preferred a music man

Or a man of action.

Don't even think

Of asking who 

Your father would be

I would not know...

By the way

Are you aware

The Queen announced

Her abdication

On New Years day

New calendar

But it actually

Took place on

The old Calendar???