They say there is a
Saint for everything
Even cats...
May I tell you?
What you don't now
That man standing
Next to you
Might be beautiful
He is even a goodman
But he has his
Secrets!
He is in fact
No womans man
He traveled wide and far
As the son of a celebrity
Sports enthusiast
Might recall Fritz
When Lion hunting
Was still popular
And big fish
Catches were a requirement
He traveled incognito
As a musician
And tourist
All those years ago
Calling himself
Peter
In order to get away
From that kind of lifestyle
A Seventies protestor
Who had his life
Given to him
He had no trouble
In getting around
Traveling everywhere
With his guitar
And bedroll.
Now of course
You two have
One of those
Bedrooms
Where it is like
Living in heaven.
In the past
He was happy
To hunker down
Next to the Nile
With nothing in
The way of a mattress
Or live in an old
School bus
With the rest of his
Artists on a cruise
Through India
Seeing the world
Thier way
And without
The trappings
Of modernization.
Now he is more
Content to take
The dog for a walk
While you brew
His favorite drink
Is it still tea?
Mine is expresso.
Well, dear
He also left behind
Broken hearts
And little
Clift chins
For instance
She calls herself
Harmony...
A beautiful bitch
With an angelic face
And a heart
That the devil
Would be jealous
Her perfect heart face
Reminds one of that other one
Michelle Pf
In her early days
Of absolute glamour
But this one has that
Little chin that is your
Mans on her tiny body
Meanwhile
There is another one
Known as Gemini
Pronounced with a
Spanish h sound
Also with that little chin
But with black hair
And a black heart
So reminiscent
Of Wonder woman
Who was so glorious
When it was Linda Carter
And not the goofy
Gail Gadot!
Did Linda not have
A short singing career?
Her Gemini song
Is remembered...
I also sang once
Upon a time.
Even known
As an international
Folk singer
Except if America
Where one is either
A rock star
Or Pop artist...
Of course
Everyone knows
About Henry
His parents
Were an accident
The wrong brother
Forgot to tell his brother
He was using the master
He is probably the nicest
One of them all
With his chin
And charming personality
His mother must have
Been special
It was the other friend
Of ours who got the boy
Growing up under
The peer pressure
Of both his wandering father
And his multiple brothers.
A superman
Is what this young man
Became overcoming
The obstacle
Of his bio parents.
Then there is the really
Big one
The mistake
That even yours
Truely wont acknowledge
If I had only known
It is not that I was unaware
Of his coming of age
While I was still too young
But that I had assumed
He meant his own words
About the planet
And birth control
Oh well, I said
After having been dumped
Royally by my hearts desire
He is adorable
And what harm can there be?
If I had but known
About her having
Dived into his bed
One wet winter day
I would have run away....
There he is the other
Son a real mirror image
In all his glory
In the most recent
Royal Casino
With his half sister
Who is neither of ours
Did I mention that
I don't have any daughters
And no children
With my ex business partner?
This guy you must
Take a gander
He has the traditional
Long hair falling
Over his face
Those intense eyes
That send your heart adrift
And a chin
So pronounced
With its split
That one wonders
If one of the old gods
Has come to life.
Not the Subway sandwich hustler
Nor the out of date singer
But the airline stewardess!
Oh my god.
Who goes to bed
With one of those?
And how did he not know
That she would produce
His first son and then give him away
For something much better
Than an aspiring actor
A KGB agent
On her travels
Little Ludmilla
Born in Brooklyn
Found herself
In the arms
Of many men
Including an airline
Executive found hanging
One of Jimmies favorite
Ways of dealing
With a problem
And of course
Jimmy himself
Whom she married
When they both just
Twelve years old
Really they were fifteen
But it made headlines
And she got to be on
Those shows her own mother
Had not made it too yet.
Her and Jimmy
Also have a child together
After doing the Hollywood squares
With Jimmy W
She presented Jimmy
With his first and only child
Named Richelle
And the spiting image
Of her grandmother
Doris Roberts
Except that she has a flaw
Her skin tone is all black
Really, Jimmy has
An African American child
His father had him sterilized
And allowed him to become
Part of someone else's life
Not really,
He just could not prevent him.
Another celebrity son
Whose father is so well known
That jimmy evokes emotions
In people that are not real
No one would believe him
Except he looks like
Captain Kangaroo
And who would not trust
That guy.
Ludmilla has at least three
Richelle all swarthy colored
Eva Green
All puppy dog eyed
And the beautiful cleft chin
Son of the man who stands
Next to you.
Of course that other guy
Got a dud.
She had a miscarriage
Imagine that getting
Someone respectable
To marry her and then not
Producing the end result.
The girl she adopted
And raised has those
Rebecca Debrine eyes
The red head
Is one of her mafia
Contacts children
Meant to hide her
Indescretions
Those old soviet marriages
Meant for convenience sake
And rising through the ranks
Also mandated by Jimmy
Who collects important people
Through his wives
Which is why I am alone
I never bagged anyone
Important enough for him.
Except your guy
Who overnight had a huge
Success which he did deserve
It is you who have issues
With his fame not me
His secrets are mine
To know and hide or reveal
Not Candace
Nor Jimmy
But yours not to know
Until that day
He catches you
With a fat bald guy
Who is really your husband
You do have one of those?
Not to be catty
Or anything
I just get tired of taking the blame
While Jimmy maintains his denial
Of any cats right to exist.
When you get done with him
Don't send him back to me
He did the one thing
That would break my heart
He allowed the family estate
To go to Jimmy
And his step son John
To destroy
Know that he is done
With the non celebrity lifestyle
I want my property and my life back!
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