Before there was Elizabeth...

There was Mary of Teck

Victoria Mary Augusta Louise Olga Pauline Claudine Agnes

Empress of India 

And the Queen Consort

Of England and the British Isles

Grandmother of Elizabeth I

Who died between 

The Kings death

And his daughters coronation

Was also the

Great-granddaughter 

Of George III

That is our King George

Of the American Revolution

He was our last King

A Hanover from Germany

Queen Elizabeth I 

Began the charter

Of the American colonies

Who cousins continued

Such as James I

That is the King James Bible

James through Anne

The last British Queen

Whose second cousin

Received the throne

Despite being born in 

Germany

Which is why

Victoria became Queen

As the first and only

Hanover to be born

In England

Before that they are

Descendants of French

William the conqueror

Ran off the remnants

Of the Romans conquerors

And Viking invaders

None of them appear

To be actual descendants

Of the originals

Such as King Arthur

Or any other Celtic 

As the great saint 

Patrick the monk

Main mission was to hunt

And kill the royal line of blood

Therefore 

America had half a dozen

Royal British Kings and Queens

Including William and Mary

Before the boy who chopped

Down a cherry tree

Became the leader

Of the rebels 

And then the first

Non royal blood

To assume the role

Of leader of a nation

Just 13 colonies

And a bunch of immigrants

From the war left over

Huguenots were French royals

Hunted down by their own

Over religion

While the Puritans

Were of British origins

Migrating to Holland

Prior to their Plymouth colony

Not royals but usurpers

In Parliament

Their quiet Southwark

Side of the Thames

Was turned into a redlight district

Complete with the building

Of the Globe

Of whom Shakespeare wrote

Also gotten rid of over

Religion

They did not do anything

At all on the sabbath

Nor celebrate Christmas

A catholic holiday

For gods sake!

Husseins

Germans came over

To help fight stayed

As well as a few 

German nobles

Anyone got the name

Of Hale?

Might look it up

For your royal title

Of Duke or something

Meanwhile 

There were many 

Who just wanted to come

Now that it was no longer

A British subsidiary

After all they had 

Captured India somehow

And did not need us anymore

Direct route to the spices and teas

Leaving America

To the commoners

Actually most of the early 

Families are still related

To those other people

It is just that they are not

Spoken of much nowadays

Allowing rich play girls

Into the royal house

Has caused quite a lot

Of comments

About the end of the 

Monarchy

Does it even know

It is no longer needed?

Charlotte might have

Royal blood

But Kate does not

What is going to happen

To those chosen

To rule as the right

To rule instead of by chance?

Did you know 

Mary has a boat named 

After her?

The Queen Mary 

Steamship

Still sails anyone

Who can afford a ticket

And then their is the 

Warship and freighter

All christened by her

For the people to enjoy

Meanwhile back at 

Windsor Castle

She had an elaborate 

Doll House

A replica of one 

Of the favorite castles

Complete with a frame

That lifted upwards

Revealing an inner joy

Of rooms with tiny furnitrue

And a tiny library

There is even a garage

Not a stables

But a brand new thing

Automobiles

Brand new horseless carriages!

Worth a fortune

These things are but they are

Under lock and key

Inside a fortified castle

No one is going to steal

Thier dolls nor sell 

Thier expensive bibles

Online at one of these 

Modern junk shops

I cant stop crying

Over my great-grandmothers

Stuff re-distributed

By Jimmy 

Throughout the entire

System just because

He does not believe

Girls should have money

Or anything else of their own

She meet the Queen Victoria

Prior to her marriage 

Into a Danish military family

Why does America

Carry on so much

About the British

After all 

We fought to get free of them

And then they came back

And burnt us down

Or at least the first

Presidents Mansion

Before that they lived

In New York city

George in lower Manhattan

And the Adams family

In Brooklyn

Hence Columbia Heights.

Had to rebuild 

The only residence

Of the President of America

And they still slobber over

The British Royals

Who are really Germans

What are the press going

To do when it all collapses?

If Charles should die?

And William is not accepted

By the people?

What then?

We are hiding 

Meghan and her husband

Just because 

We think we are cute?

Real Royals 

In the neighborhood?

And not even on

The East Coast

But California!

Georgetown

Has been host to many

Former royals 

Such as those from 

Mexico

It was once called 

An Imperial nation

Not a communist

Country of thieves

And murders

My own experience

Is worth since I just 

Missed being murdered

But the government agent

Who had come to help me

Was found dead on the beach...

Anyways, who cares if Kate

Has cancer she is not a royal

Not by any means

And with two boys

And a girl

She is not needed

Just a pretty face

With a worse academics

Than her mother in law

Diana who at least had jobs

As for the current press

I don't have any daughter

Not even they themselves

And if they think they 

Are going to fight me

Think again

Maternity law suits

Are worse than paternity

And I have already won

A number of them

No birth certificate

No pretty baby 

Stay away from my family

What is left of it

And don't go near

Anything you think 

Might have been my home

Because I will do more

Than sue you over it

I will incarcerate you

No matter how much you make

Or what your name is

Including Miss Davis

Who had better not have

Already been here with Jimmy

Because I have another 

Needle mark on my arm

Drugging someone is against the law

Miss Bitch

As for the rest of you

Know that if 

For some reason

Biden should fail
Either over his religion

Or his health

There might be another

Trump presidency

Most of you have 

Burnt your bridges

The same thing for Ukraine

No one should have gotten

Involved and not allowing

The Donetsk to go free

I am sorry for those 

Foolish enough not to know

Thier own guy was not elected

But hired to do a job

No one else could do....

Perhaps everyone should

Take a course or two

At night school

To freshen up their knowledge

And have something

To fall back on

Just in case

The whole thing

Blows up in their faces...

And Linsay, go back to Africa....

 

WHSA aka Wica

 

What is on the menu?

The President of the United States

Last night was no different

Suppposed to be one of those

Washington DC

Scholarship things

Instead the witches

Usually show up

And take over the 

Charity celebration

Since 1914

This charity has been

In operation

They hand out scholarships

Understand

This is a scholarship

Charity!

Not a pig roast.

Many misunderstand

With all of those 

Celebrities 

Especially the ones

Who show up

For no reason at all.

They certainly did not

Vote for the guy 

On stage

1921 was the first supper

And Calvin Cooledge

The First President

And an all male event

Until 1962

When Kennedy 

Said he would refuse

His performance

Unless the ladies

Were allowed to attend

We are not talking about

Jackie

But his sisters

For gods sake 

He had alot of them

And he was not going

To get roasted at home

For not allowing them to attend.

Anyways there was usually

Big time performers

Setting the stage

While the scholarships

Were handed out 

In the parking lot

That way everyone

Went away happy

And then the comedian hour

Came along and no one 

Is the better for it.

Watching last night

I wondered 

What do they eat

Besides the Presidents flesh?

This 1959 menu 

Is all I could pull off

The internet

Amazingly 

It has all the ugly meals

My mother would provide

Stale bread

And horrible 

String beans

Ugh!

We always wondered

Where she got her menu 

Now we know

The Question 

Is how did she get inside

An all male event?

I know no man

In 1959 would have put 

A menu in his pocket

To take home!

Not in 1959.

Now I imagine

They have something 

Besides Lime sherbert

For desert

And hopefully

Something gluten free

As well as sugar free

For those of us with allergies

When would I have 

Ever been invited to this type

Of event one would ask?

When I received a scholarship

Of course

I got a lot of those 

With my name

But then they went 

To other people 
Instead

But also suspect

I arrived by stroller

In one of those early years

My mother could not stay

Away from these things

In fact I am pretty sure

She went every year.

After all her mother

Was a famous radio announcer

And her aunt and uncle

Both wrote for publication

And she herself

Was on the Burbank studios

Along side the new kid

Tom Brokaw

Before that Mitchell

Gang got hold of her

You have no idea

What those thugs

Had her doing

Already diagnosed 

With brain cancer

But some people 

Just dont know any better

Such as poor little 

Scarlett Johansen

Could not believe

She showed up

She must have amnesia

Her birth was right 

In front of the crowd

Never mind Bob Hope

Stealing the show

Cathy Miller 

Who was hired to annoy

The religious girl

Mind you

I was not allowed

To go to the Kennedy 

Religion

I was in the other one

But in high school

It was a free for all

And all the girls

Were having sex with 

Your boyfriend

Which is why 

There are so many redheads

Such as Scarlett

Peter B 

Was not mine 

But he stoled my violin

My one and only performance

And then took my 

Math and science scholarship

As well as other things

But he did not get me....

Anyways this 18 year old

Showed up from Germany

Having just been let out

Of her idiot school

Of kids not wanted by their parents

Germany has a different 

Way of doing things

And in those days

Of abortion laws

It was easier for a woman

To go to friendly Berlin

Have the baby

Dump it and run

Without having to go 

To the place my mother

Was sent when her baby

Came out dead in 1960

As I was saying 

Scarlett

Your mother was notorious

For showing up

And not getting 

The message not to do it again

And again, and again

25 she was when

We finally finished 

That school

Me married

And already with a diploma

From a different school

While she was just sliding

Past the Principle

Whose wife was enamored

With my name

Got her picture taken

Then went around ....

Yes Mrs. Murphy

Was also a pain

Just a little indian girl....

I was already working

In New York and DC

When I had to go back

So this backwards girl

Could get through

As she had never been

To America

And had never had an education

And her foster family

Were willing to put up

With her tantrums

Until you came along

Right in front of the crowd

As my name was not announced

She got up to accept

One more time

Something that was not hers

She did not actually graduate 

From high school....

And plop

She feel down onto her...

And spread her legs apart

And you literally shot out

Into the front row

All red with embarrasment

And yet you showed up again

I can recall you know

When you mother took over

Our family homestead

On University avenue

The oldest building in town

With a modern building attached

And she stuck a knife 

In my chest

When the cops told me

To knock on the door

The complaint dear

Is that your diapers

Where making a smell....

You see she did not clean house

And the entire house

Was surrounded by black bags

Of diapers 

Which she never threw away

Just kept piling them up

Until the odor 

Was bad enough

To be smelt downtown

You know that story

You actually gave an interview

In your tender years

At to why everyone 

Was being mean to your mama

And the bad woman

With the knife sticking out

Of her chest

Was hauled off to the morgue

To where I awoke 

To another voice announcing 

My death

Talk about being roasted

For not wanting to have

A finger shoved into your vagina

All lesbians are mentally ill

Including your birth mother

I know you were taken away

And put up for adoption

With a nice couple

From South Africa

But there you were

With a red face

Smiling away

Oh that's right

You came back into 

My life

With your hand extended

And a needle behind your back

To say you were so happy

To finally meet your mother...

Which is why I was not there

At all, never got the invitation

Please leave my family alone

Dear little witch

And as for destroying

Someone else life

Just because yours

Is inadequate

There are such places

As jails and padded rooms

For drug dealers 

Who is there with 

The latest pills to sale

Your income is so small....

By the way

I already went through

This with that other

Redhead

Molly Ringwald

Oh she was invited back

After interfering

With a public broadcast

And attempting

To steal the very clothes

Off my back

While I was wearing them

At least Kelly O

Does not attempt 

To say I gave birth to her...

Peter  B

Has alot of kids

By the way

So you are not alone

In the world

You are just not allowed

To have my relatives

Cathy Ranz

Is the name on your BC

Not mine

Get that straight

I might have had 

A nervous breakdown

From having to deal 

With all the ungrateful

People of the world

But I am doing much better now

And it is still against the law

To make a false police report

Or call up and tell some stupid

That lady is crazy 

Instead of suffering 

From sever arthritis...

Mild degeneration of the spinal cord

In other words

My little back pain

Is worse than that old man

Whom they roasted 

Last night

And no Scarlett

He is neither your daddy

Nor your grandaddy

And by the way

I happen to know

Your are a registered

Republican!

There it is again

I have this dream

It is there again

I must get up

Must get up

My brothers 

Need my help

Where are my parents?

Again, and again

There is danger!

Fire was the favorite

Foil of them

They kept after

Us so much of the time

We would end up

In strange types

Of habitat

Sometimes

I would even awake

In the right place

And the wrong people

Such as Long island

I swear that was

Our family home

But he is telling

The authorities

It is his family home

Another time 

When jimmy may  have

Attempted to murder me

Does anyone know

Why i woke up on a beach?

With my throat 

Very, very sore?

As if I was strangled 

Again?

Just imagining it

Go home 

And get over it.

Except all my homes

Are gone.

We had five generations

Alive at one time

There were many friends

As well who visited

What happened?

Jimmy happened

And Candy

And Lisa the weasel

As well as Suzie

Telling the boys

We were not really

Family and did not 

Deserve anything

Smoke 

Thick smoke

Can you smell it?

Candy?

Jimmy?

Which one of you

Did it this time?

Oh it is that new guy

Juan Barron

Well, this time

It can be seen 

From space

They are calling it

Iconic.

Modern television

Announcers

Have no idea

How to respond

To local things

They are just things

Not really important

Unless the get free tickets

They get so much more 

Money than before

That they are too far above

The rest of the world

Whereas before

Only a few made it

But still sat there

Acknowledging

The world around them

Not like now.

Anyways 

All you who still

Have memories

Despite all the drugs

We are all being 

Given now

There is a fire

On the pier

Where we once 

Played and planned

Our lives 

Without the Kate's M

Of this world

Or the Demis 

Either

What ever 

Happened?

To Oceanside

Wasn't that one 

Of those places 

We often dreamed

Of returning to as 

A family?

Too bad, too bad

It is all burnt down

Just like the bridge

In London town

All gone!

Up in smoke

Just like our lives

That our parents

Sacrificed their own lives....