First there is the whale who just wants to visit Paris.
He had to be airlifted back to the sea.
He did not have his documents in order.
No passport
No Itinerary
No vaccination card!
Back to the sea he went.
Then there are those that are beaching themselves in various parts.
They don't want to be sea animals anymore.
Let's learn to walk!
Or is it, don't drink the water?
There are also those who just dying.
Tons of fish are just dying.
For no reason at all.
They simply cant stand the sea anymore.
Now there are two dukes out there.
Bullies.
Sharks usually are skitish.
Not these two.
They are joining forces.
And pushing over boats.
Really.
They are going after boats.
Just ramming them.
Bad enough all the auto accidents.
Driving into other peoples houses
And businesses and people on sidewalks.
These two have decided the boats
Just have to get out of their way.
No more boaters
And if any of them happen to fall into their teeth.
Well, all the better.
Just like that hippo took out that Amazon tour guide.
Ram, toss and gulp.
Feet of six foot hanging out
Lost his arm, but he got out.
These two have other plans.
And no boater is going to get in their way.
They own the oceans.
Maybe that is why all the fish are dying to get out of it.
No Aquaman to save them.
All hell has broken loose
With this earth climate change
The hotter the better.
Warming up the deep and melting the ice.
Maybe the world leaders should take notice of the waters
All those little fish are going nuts.
Even drug cartels have taken over cities.
Tijuana is shut down while the local authorities wait for reinforcement.
Burning twenty cars in twenty-four hours.
Shelter in place.
What?
After everybody is trying to get into the US.
Even the Ukrainians started a war
Just to have an excuse to fly to Mexico City
And then walk all the way to the border
Thats a thirty-six-hour bus ride.
So, they could walk across the border
From Mexico into America.
Who shuts down Tijuana?
A drug cartel has had enough they say.
Just like the sharks
They want their way!
North Baja California is on warning
They are after all four major cities along the coast
Tijuana, Rosarita, Ensenada and Tecote.
Rosarita and Ensenada
Are the big surf and beach spots.
Ensenada is the first and last port for cruises.
Tecate is the other direction
Towards Texas and all points south
Such as Sinora and Guadalajara
Gateway to those Mayan ruins
And the makers of Tequila
As well as El Chapo's neighborhood.
Maybe the Americans should not have brought him home
But then again, he was easily replaced
Like the sharks there are always more bullies.
After all, most American Latinos
Give the impression that they are the bosses
Mean, ugly, and fearsome.
They are catholic and communists
They fear no one
And scoff at American puritans.
Foolish to allow them to cross
They are just going to corrupt
The whole situation.
It seems that everyone is a drug dealer or smuggler
Even my non-sister-in-law Teresa
She thinks she is so smart
With her poor mouth
And how all she wanted to do
Was move to America for her boy's sake
She used to steal cars from America
And drive them across
Pack them with drugs
And then allow them to be discovered
By the Americans
Who then innocently drove them back.
She has a habit of showing up everywhere
As a maid most of the time
But sometimes as a clerk
She says she does not speak English
And yet she manages to get hired
Anywhere and everywhere
She needs to be located.
And yet her boys are so in need of our help.
They are nothing but thugs and bullies.
Give the impression of being gang members
And yet they appear not to have to do anything
Wonder which groups they really belong?
The tough kids from Los Angeles?
Or the really bad ones from Tijuanna?
Jail would be too good for the likes of Teresa and her boys.
Then there are all those nurses
Latina nurses who can't have passed American High schools
And yet claim they have studied medicine
And now more than the doctors themselves
How many of our records have been transferred
To one of their comrades?
No medicine is safe nor drugs
Transportables.
Bless any American with benefits.
They also want your money
And your food stamps
To take back home.
Why?
They are some of the richest
Look at all those fancy cars they drive.
And have you ever checked out their earrings?
Or rings?
And heels they wear?
Really it is more than a nurse
Or a construction worker
can afford!
And they always go to Walmart.
In Mexico.
They have lots of money.
The US government has put out warnings.
Stay in place until it is over.
The Cartel has planned a whole weekend.
Better than the Taliban.
Who have a year to threaten
Everyone left behind
Which was the locals
What are we supposed to do?
We found America first.
Not the Jewish conversos
From Spain
Who were kicked out
Native Americans and Mayans
Are the originals inhabitants
And the Puritans were walking
Around long before those Friars
Found thier way to California.
That includes Baja.
There is no reason for them to claim
Even Baja
Much less California.
But they say they own it.
Even though they never did anything
To support it or harvest it.
They just arrived
To burn it down.
And steal from the others already here.
Maybe America should remember
They won the Mexican American war
There was no reason to move the border north
Maybe we should give back Alaska
And take back Baja.
Cutting off all access
From Jewish descendants
Who call themselves
Mexicans mixed race people
And Ukrainians
Who have forgotten
They are also Russian.
Ironically,
The Russians were here first
Before the Americans made it across
The great desert
In their covered wagons.
Others used boats to arrive.
Fur trappers
And Salmon fishers
They had forts they had to leave behind.
There is a mixed race
In California as well
Mostly, Christians.
Where oh Where
Did those two shark dudes
Go?
Stay off the beaches
For while as well
Maybe the world will go back to normal
By Monday!
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