Mr. Putin has revived an old one. He is giving the Stalin award of "Mother heroine" and One Million Rubles to any mother who can produce 10 live children.
Ten!
Little live mouths calling your mama!
Ohh, Uh.
Maybe I should get his genealogy.
I mean who wants that many kids.
My parents had an even half dozen
Before they called it quits
On their marriage.
We still don't see each other
The survivors
Except for Jimmy who is not one of us.
He always introduces himself
As a relative
Of everyone but his own family.
The little boy who hates pork
Insists he was born to the wrong set of parents
The problem is he doesn't like any of the ones he adopts.
Which brings us to the question?
Can i adopt?
I mean, ten pregnancies.
That is a lot for a woman over fifty.
Where am I supposed to start?
I dont even have a husband anymore.
The last one who had a license
Forget where i was living
He has spent the last decade in someones elses Paradise.
Anyways, I am practically sterile
I have those things
Tumors which keep growing
I have had them eradicated before
And now the doctor thinks I am too old
He just wants to gut me out
But my females have been long
In their female issues
And never gave up or in to a man's view
That they were just useless.
My great-grandmother who came from St Petersburg
Had 14 of the lovely things.
She married for love
He forgot to mention he was LDS
A new religion and anti normal.
They survived til he passed away
Not so much for the little things.
Most of the boys got lost in the two world wars.
But she emerged the better person for that.
Her daughters were made of steel.
One was not hers, Norma was replaced by someone else.
In Hawaii, there is still a little maid waiting to be returned
To her real family, just 14 not a 16 yr old liar.
As for Ella, she outsurvived even her terrible niece
My mother
Who wanted to be an only child
And kept giving her mothers other children away.
My grandmother made her way
In a world of men
And they had not forgotten her till just recently.
Her son went missing
But we believe he was also well known
As for the other girl, she was also replaced.
My mother was unique in her perspective.
Mostly through the many German wives
Her uncles brought home
Who sent their father to an early grave.
He hated the Nazis
And wished his sons had married natives.
My father is and is not an only child.
His mother died shortly after he was born.
His father was supposed to be 18 but was probably 21.
His father had four wives
Who seemed to have switched the children around to their liking.
Not their real children, probably due to inheritance.
Ralph also married four times.
He is supposed to have 12 children.
Although they don't acknowledge his first born.
And I notice that the six foot five
Did not leave his genes implanted on his daughters.
More likely stepdaughters.
He seems to have been young and viral
And then as a nuclear scientist
Something went wrong....
Anyways, they dont like me
And I am suspicious of them.
Old style.
So how many children would I have to produce?
Could some of them be adopted?
Or my younger unwanted real siblings?
According to historians,
The Presidents were in the habit
Of having a half dozen or so youngins.
Robert Kennedy was already at his 10 quotas
Before he died, where his brother was clearly
Not a breeder although Jacqueline had many miscarriages.
It seems Thomas Jefferson and John Tyler
Are the winners in the amount of time expended.
Jeffersons married a widow who produced 14.
I'm not sure how many survived adulthoods.
One of the necessary requirements.
His daughter Martha appears to have had my mother's difficulties
In later life, she is suspected
Of poisoning her father and husband.
Meanwhile, her siblings appeared to have had difficult childhoods.
Most did not survive.
Now how many children does he have?
His wife is supposed to have produced two!
I know her from an earlier time.
I know she seemed to have six husbands
And a number of offspring.
None of them those two girls.
They are probably sugar coating
For a KGB man
A fake family for a career man.
None of those girlfriends
Have produced evidence of his fatherhood.
All those puppies
Get so much attention.
And ....
Well, my honey
Ran all the way
Across the world screaming
In horror once he got to know his mother in law
I thought he had already known her before
But no, he was not prepared for her particular
Requests.
No babies!
To me, it was no Boyfriends.
At some point during the WWII
My mother meet people who believed
Everyone was going to die
And she determined that she was not allowed
To have descendants.
She was the end of line.
There are some boys
Out there who are still wondering
Who they are and why they were brought into the world.
But that is another story.
I could count them,
And my stepsons and my godsons.
It does not state I have to give birth
Does it?
What does the fine print say?
Hmm. a high Russian honor.
Even the worst religions are interested in collecting.
But only a foreign descendant
Of the old Rurik clan?
Should I even be interested?
Not if I have to deal with the 200 plus girls, I did not give birth.
They are the ones I would like to eradicate
Now that my mother is gone.
She was not thier grandmother
They did not show up at her funeral
Nor the hospital when she needed help.
Only with their hand out needing more extortion.
I have caught them introducing themselves to the wrong people
Meanwhile I did adopt a litlle girl from Kiev
Jimmy would not let me raise her.
She thinks I am crazy
And refuses to let me speak to her children.
Although she lets me see them, annoying.
And another niece I rescued
From a foreign location.
Should have put them both in a French orphanage
Where they would have had a chance.
Now I am not expected to have any children of my own.
As the doctors know I have had none of my own.
I am not going in for one of those multi birth situations.
Not without a husband.
And a million rubles is only sixteen thousand dollars.
Hmm, what is his lineage?
Since he seems to think the rest of us should breed.
I know mine predates the arrival of Europeans in America
And those explorers of Kiev
Who left their implant on far away locations.
A little bit native America, French, Celt and Russian
Would probably not qualify.
His need for my population
Equals the Natives who were eradicated
In America by those who did not remember
Thier founding fathers desire
And used the African slaves to do thier work.
Sad, to be bred out
To be hunted out
And then to be prevented from being acknowledged by a bunch of German white people.
These still think they can just ask
Or say they know
But none of them have tried to find their own roots.
Instead of using others.
Well, good luck
Mr. Putin.
In getting your people
To lay down their weapons
In order to breed more people
It won't happen in new Kiev.
Old Kiev, shudders at the results.
And there is too little time to bring back the old ways. Anyways...
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