Twenty-five hundreds of them have washed up
On the shores of the Caspian Sea
Let's pretend Jimmy was never born
What would our lives be like collectively?
He just walked in and the guard
Was laying there dead on the floor already.
He did not know what to do
So, he sat down at the controls
He could not find the number
To the police station
It is 9-1-1!
Then he realized he could make phone calls
Happy Jimmy began calling
Everyone he felt like
Threatening and explaining
That there was a dead body on the floor
They had better do what he says or else
The stupid girl was on the line
Her radio show was popular
Enough for her to be on in the evenings
When people were at home.
So, he set about destroying
Her and her family once again
Simply by walking into the building
At the right time.
What if it was the Pentagon!
Oh, right we had that scenario
Where everyone was hiding
Behind their desks and in closets
Until his psychologist who happened
To be in the building as well
Recognized his voice
And told him to stop playing around.
He wasn't really playing around
But he did as he was told
And waited for the right moment
When the guy had a nervous breakdown
Because everything he was working on
Did not turn out correctly
Then he got cancer and died
Of pneumonia
A little bit earlier than expected.
Jimmy, Jimmy
Can I blame these deaths on you?
2500 of them
Just lying on the beach?
Seals here are dying of unknown causes
Whales in Australia are beaching themselves
You don't have a recording of yourself
Singing "I wish I was a bullfrog"
Playing underwater somewhere, do you?
Otherwise in the news
Are volcanoes erupting
Three of them
Hawaii which is just a series
Of Hotspots spread out in an arc
Is spewing out its life
All over the place
With 145 feet high
Red lava hitting the sky
While Betty A dreams
She is in the Lake of Fire
From having moved into an empty house
There in Hawaii
El Salvador and Indonesia
Are also having troubles
With their volcanoes
Tricky things
No one knows why and when
They will go off
And here three of them in the same
General area of the Pacific
All those earthquakes
Being reported here and there
Just like Revelations
Small ones but a lot of them
Causing alarm among
No one at all
Christians long ago
Stopped looking for the signs
Of Autmn bringing the end of the world
There lights out in Hawaii
With residences accustomed to losing power
Due to their location
But in Kiev
It is a different story
They are among the spoiled Europeans
Who never go without
Never heard of an area of the world
Where there are no streets lights
Nor washing machines
And telephone booths
When visiting they think one is crazy
Call someone to come fix it
There is no one to call.
Much of America is still rural
Even my location is a valley outside of town
It is less than ten minutes by car
But last year when there was a garbage strike!
No service for three months
While they fussed and fretted
All the way down south
Where he is living
In my town and won't get out
Go home, just go home!
He was born in Munich
But his mama was from the south
And his daddy a Vermonter
Talk about backwards and rural
Why don't he live in Los Angeles?
Where his daddy had the longest kids show...
Do you know Jimmy that your real Pappa
Has his own Star, that walk of fame?
It is there on Vine Street
It has been there since June of 1976
While others were in Canada for the Olympics
You were getting your picture taken
With good old dad
Who allowed you on your show
And you had turned 18 an adult
And then you flung yourself
Into a military transport plane
Instead of the Las Vegas coming of age
Ceremony, too shy to reveal
Instead, you wanted a second chance
At being a teenager
Showed up at the wrong family's door
Told a little lie to the father
Said you and his daughter were having
A relationship, just get out now
And he did or at least
After his operation he went off
With the wrong girl explaining to him
That she was his daughter
And she was not a virgin
But also, pregnant!
It took many years for me and my family
To figure out went wrong
All he had to do was have his operation
And then when the bandages were taken off
He was going to be able to see again
And go back to work as an engineer
Instead, he traveled around
Doing almost nothing in his frustration
All those plans he had made for her
I could not believe I had been accused
Of having a baby at twelve years old
But Jimmy kept having it explained to him
That some girls were only 12 instead of 16
All those silly lies and he bought them all
Well, well now what is Zelensky going to do
Laugh off the cold dead bodies
Of his victims in his own city?
As a leader he should have foreseen
This outcome instead of asking for more toys
It is not Christmas anymore
But the end of the world
For many of those people
I once lived among
His mother was an engineer for the Soviets
And my father was an American engineer
Who often took assignments to get his family
Away from all those Germans Catholics Communists
Who did not understand why we world trust them
But invited them into our country anyways.
Silly Americans never trust a German
Especially one outside his own home.
They are still not done with us yet.
I recall some of my childhood in Kiev
It was not pleasant, and it was not bad.
I was asked to leave when I attempted
To return as an adult journalist.
My mother had lived through
Every bank robbery possible
In America but could not handle
Some guys joking around with her
That her husband had been taken hostage
She ran with the only car
All the way to the border
Leaving us kids behind
Unfortunately, she went the wrong direction
And while that was being taken care of
We found our father in hot water
But not for what was told
Sadly, we were never really a family again.
I am sad for those who do not understand
The freedom of others
Who won't listen to allowing
Some to just go their own way
Instead of sitting in the dark
And getting angry at the wrong person
Politics are never nice
And war is worse than anything
But not giving people the right to chose
Is a sin against God and Humanity
For Christmas I wish they could
All wake up with fresh eyes
To see the world the way it really
Is, hard, cruel and not nice at all.
Perhaps they can do something on their end
To end not poverty but impoliteness
Send them away is all Pharoah was told
Instead, he watched his fields destroyed
His Nile River bloodied
His people devastated by plague after plague
And then his own sone dead
All because he did not want to listen
To the wisdom of the people
Instead of the politicians
They say the other guy is sick and old
What does he have to lose
At this stage?
Younger men should be braver.
Even the Rurik's awoke one morning
And found that the dynasty they had
Built was no more
Or at least not theirs anymore
Some guy named Roman
Had founded a city far away
In the wilds and called it Moscow
After the many mosques
That were built there on that foreign soil
The ruling family called themselves
Not after the original guy named Rurik or Rurikides
But new romans or Romanovs.
Let that be a lesson to all who still reside
In the old capital
It can be over in just one night.
The living descendants not even remembered
Nor wanted at all.
They have their own new regime
The best to those who are planning
Any service at all for the birth of Christ
Who was to bring joy to the world
Not even Saint Petersburg
Is attempting such a feat
As celebrating this winter
Take notice Kiev
The shores are full of dead bodies
Of sea life, let not your streets
Become completely empty.
Wooden Moscow was burnt down
Many times, by its own inhabitants.
Let's pretend a little mutant had not been born
"It's a wonderful life"
And no one depended on his arising in the morning....
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