Not a sound ! hush sweet child....

Not a sound!

Teds house is so quiet

No running shoes

Down the pavement

Not even the slap 

Of the newspaper

Against the door

No phone calls

Either

The radio man

Is even silenced

Just the snoring of the man

Once named Peter

In his chambers

Sleeping away 

His retirement

Not coming in today

Go get...

Not available

Not here anymore

Retired???

Who actually knows

Or remembers

The old metal filing cabinet

Is  not being used

And the kids

Long ago 

Put up mattresses

On the ceilings

So upstairs cant hear 

Anything at all.

Where is that girl

You know that go to one?

No one knows

She just disappeared

Ted just turns over

No longer important

The stories are just

Mundane and common

Only if it says Trump

Or something ...

Tell David

If they want 

Camille

Look under Davis....

By the way 

There is a birthday boy

A little boy 

Is having a birthday

Today!

Happy......

Jimmy, Jimmy

Time to get up

Don't wake him

It is not Noon yet

He will be really

Surprised

Today is so special

Oh mom!

Have you gotten it yet?

His favorite flavor

By the way

Is not bubble gum

Nor cotton candy

But Bacon!

He loves it 

Wants in everything

Make sure that syrup

Is bacon flavored

And the pancakes as well

Don't forget the creamer

Of the coffee!

Already made the cake

With a special surprise

Tucked inside

And the ice cream 

Is going to be delivered

Bourbon flavored

His favorite thing has

Occurred!

He just wont believe it

His favorite thing

Jim loves funerals

Not weddings

His favorite thing

In the whole world

Has occurred

A helicopter crash!

All aboard died

And included is his enemy

The very man

To steal his shoes

The shoes worn by....

Not the Pope

But the Supreme leader

Khamani is an old guy

And jimmy has been waiting

This whole time for his chance

To wear his shoes

And get to be his successor

Un-fornately for him

He was already told no

The protege

Will replace him

Not jimmy!

Raisi something

Raisin?

No Jimmy

The guy is the President

Of Iran

Or at least he was...

Now his Vice President

Has become the replacement

Already, they have not

Even gotten the bodies back

Sixteen hours it took

To find the helicopter

Of which nine souls perished

No on survived

No one to replace 

The now eighty year old

Leader of the Iranian

Takeover of which

The now forgotten hostages

Are nowhere to be seen

No one cares

About those guys 

But this new guy 

Is named Mohammad

Arnt you glad Jimmy

You did not make 

That full conversion

Way back in the seventies

To become Muslim?

With your chosen name?

Well, it has happened

The guy in your way

Is gone!

All you have to do

Is go over there 

And explain that 

Your are ready!

You are after a big guy now

It is your birthday

65 years old you are today

Oh jimmy

Don't sleep in too late

Your sister is up to something

Don't you think it is time

To tell him?

He is not adopted?

He is not your son

Nor my husband

And not my daddy either?

Don't you think it is time

For him to wake up

And find out the truth?

Mom!

Come on tell him

Tell him what he does not know

It is time for him to know!

His real name is 
Robert James Keshan Jr.

He is the son of that guy

On tv!

Captain Kanagroo!

He is a famous guys son

Oh and his real birthday

Which he never celebrates

Is in December

December 18

1956

That will make him

This coming December

69 years old!

The same age as when

You died 

In 2005

This decemember

It will be twenty years

And your sons have still

Not surfaced to provide

You with a proper burial

Down there on that property

You loved so much.....

Oh well, I might as well

Order the items needed

For Teresas shopping list

Or is it Lorraine 

He is living with now
I could have sworn 

I saw a number of women

In town he complained

That they were his real wife

All except that first one

Ludmilla something or other

Jimmy!

It is time to get up

And turn on CNN

Your favorite show is about to begin.....