Just a little bit
Late to the show
On the wrong side
Of the street
All because my phone
Said 16 percent
Now it was at 50
There it was after
I climbed the small rise
The line I was looking
And it was all the way
Around the large quad
The old gym
Had not been used
For decades
They said it was
Thier largest sale
Since 1927
All of us who arrived
After 6 am
Had to stand and watch
Those who had arrived
At Midnight
I did not know
There was overnight Parking
At the Balboa Park
But they had come
To get their tickets
An hour and a half
It took the line
To rind around
To the door
While we watched
Them exit
With large piles
Of loot
And even larger smiles
When I finally got to the door
The line was still wrapped
Around to where I started
The sale was from
9-4
Nothing was left!
Even with my glasses
I could see that
Hour and a half
Was all it took
Even from the sign
One can see
There was stuff
To greedily steal
From someone's else's
Home and house
I was there to reacquire
Grandma stuff
They beat me to it!
All the dolls were gone
A few pathetic
Nutcrackers
Tried to get me to buy them
But there was not a single
Thing I really wanted
I found things of course
There was the Pinta
And a few tiny things
Not noticed
Made in Soviet Union
They said the two small
Women with scarves
In they went into my bag
Now they were renting
Bags for one dollar
Renting not keeping
My bag was clothe
And it found a few
Items snuggled inside
When I got captured
They wanted me to put
My stuff down
To continue shopping
All I had was a new
Cat pooper
Twice the size
Of the one he had
He has outgrown
Everything i have bought
And a did find a used
Coverlet
Not a handmade quilt
No those probably
Went the first ten minutes
But I liked the color
And it was cotton not polyester
I complied but kept
My eye on them
Meanwhile there was
A group of men
Who knew where
Thier next meal came from
Standing guard over
A stack of goods
The jewelry all looked
Fake or plastic
The artwork was amazing
And one signed photograph
Of an original Eagles
Was still sitting on the wall
As I walked past the men
With those looks
On their faces
I almost suggested
They go to Rodeo drive
On a rainy day
There were certainly
Clouds over their heads.
I had one item in my bag
I had quietly and quickly
Tucked it into my
Then empty bag
I had a tag
That said 12 dollars plus tax
I wanted them to confirm
Since most of the other items
Were over priced
For this type of event
But they were happy
To see me bring it out
I emptied my bag
And shook it out
Just so they understood
Even a rummage sale
With twelve strong men
Guarding each entry and exit
Really!
And I am a former member
Of the Thursday club
I got away with just
Over fifty dollars
And only one old doll
Forgotten in the antique section
15 dollars!
Outrageous
Everyone of them
I choose one with
Eyes that moved
Norway I believe
Is her outfit
Nothing else
Of those storehouses
Of gifts and promises
I don't know why
Teresa and her son Juan
Believe they are going
To get away
With throwing my stuff away
Just because she claims
To be from Mexico city
France dear was the owner
Of this section
Of the country
She is far off
But then all those
Illegals are given
The impression
That they are allowed
To steal anything
Not nailed down
Just because it is wrong
Teresa will never do anything
Right or honest
With that criminal
Who just wanted
To study the bible
With her and teach her
How to take advantage
Of others who just don't
Fit into their mold
Original occupants
Indians!
I hate to tell
Jo something
I cant recall
That everyone is going
Back to where they came from
According to those magazines
No disinheriting
The natural heirs
Either
No matter how many
False witnesses
There are to some
Non essential even
In other words
I was told I had
LIED!
About something I dont know
Since it is not true
Nor am I going to repent
From this so called sin
The crime is they cant make me
And I want all my stuff back!
Understand
Teresa and Juan
All those houses?
Too bad is not what
You are going to say.
There are repercussions
For tearing down a house
On purpose
Your grandchildren
Will not enter
The Kingdom of God
And by the way
I also have grandchildren
You see I cant have them
But I can hire out
And adopt myself
My mother had
At least half a dozen
Minus my sister
Who died but is waiting
For her resurrection
She also has a dozen
Grandchildren
Plus mine
Who are not girls
Nor any of yours
They come with special
Paperwork
Unique not notarized
As it is i was robbed.
The woman I hired
Decided to keep
Her bundle
Instead of handing it over
To the one who had paid her.
Then those years
When I tried to keep stealing
Him for myself to raise
Only to have him replaced
No Africans need apply
I know what he looks like
And the red head i got
One day instead of him
I decided to keep
His name Armando
Is about as popular
As Amber
The name of the girl
From Kiev
Whom I have not seen
Since the beggining
Of the Pandemic
Does not want me
And is not really mine
Broke my heart
When she was a teenager
By living with you
Teresa!
Learned the Tijuana
Lifestyle
Of going from
Relationship to relationship
Just like you
Who have more than one husband
And ICE does not know?
While Jimmy has so many
Wives I trip over them
In mass everyday
I don't have daughters
Nor any Mexicans
Nor any Muslims
Nor any redheads!
Except for the one boy
I thought I would keep
Only to have him
Kick me out of a house
Older than the DC.
My Lad did survive
But he is not available
To you or yours
He is also not to give
Away that nut farm
For it is never to leave
Our family
Which neither you
Nor your son is a part of
Jimmy half sister
Is still alive
And living here in the same town.
She is the real heir to her mothers
As well as I am to mine.
Not Demi Moore
Nor Jimmy Bullocks!
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