Remember Grandmas will?

The whole fight

Boils down to 

Whether or not

Grandma left a will!

Jimmy?

Candance?

I know you know

They did 

All of them....

What are we to say

Another misfortune

Accident

Concert goers

Who did not go home.

I have been there 

And survived

But with no place to go.

Which is why 

My grandmothers

Made wills 

In order to prevent

What has occurred

In my local community.

ISIS

Weren't those your 

School yard friends

Jimmy?

Was not going

To get dad

To let him use a gun

On his show 

Captain Kangaroo.

Could not get 

Those other people

To let him do target

Practice of their daughter

Ran off to play

In the desert dirt

Where the boys

Were being trained

To use big guns

Even took a few photos

To use on his range

One of my mom

And one of his

According to the reports

Of the FBI and CIA

Oh those things

That is why janitors

Get careless when 

Doing their rounds.

Right Candace?

Oops a little bit 

Accident prone

But why was she 

In there?

We don't have outside

Janitors?

She says she was 

To show up 

Had the keys

Just didn't know

Not to dump all those 

Filing cabinets 

Over into a big pile

And take them to the big

Dumpster where they set fire

To everything.

They say she showed

Up at the local 

County records

And ran off with

The entire filing cabinet

Took it to a storage shed

And what did they do?

Nothing.

Its that she has no priors

She is a committed individual!

Yet she has not committed

A crime in any state

It is not a crime

To have mental health issues.

But she does commit crimes

She just always gets off

With that I don't know 

What I am doing

Because I have to take my pills....

Anyways, 

Mr. Donald Trump

Have you heard 

Of the lottery?

The Mega is up to a 

Billion dollars

Maybe you kids

Could chip in

And buy you a few tickets

Just dont sell your house

Might not win.

Sorry, really sorry.

My sympathies

To those in Crocus

Not taking it lightly

Thier deaths 

Nor experiences

Duck and cover

Remember

Next time.

And it seems

There will be a next time.

After the border 

Had to be closed 

During the elections

Due to Ukraine

Bombing them

They felt safe

Way up in Moscow

To go out dancing...

After all their guy

Won the elections.

By the way

What type of cancer

Are we talking about

I have a little bit 

Of experience

Dealing with it

Now kids

Will and Harry

Had to put up

With loosing thier mum

Before they got to go out

With girls

You will just have

To keep those chins up

And let her do her thing

I wont tell you 

What i had to deal

With as an older adult

Chasing her down the street

And asking politely

If there was anything

My mother had left behind???

As for those wills.

I know Jimmy

That Grace left one

Which included your name

But left all her jewels to me

As well as several other listed things

None of which I got

As you know

And yet there are 

Baubles being littered

Throughout the land

Wonder where they came from?

Her husband in the Navy

For both WW wars

Earned her at least one 

Fur coat

Thats right

Your wife Teresa got that one

What did you give

Lorraine?

And Suzzana

Or Laura and Lillie

What did you give them?

I also know 

That this all started

With Great grandma

Making out her will

She had boys

Who were in the Mormon

Leagues up in Utah

And Idaho

She left them the 

Ranches and houses

Where they were

While the girls

Got to stay in California

Where they had been born

And choose a different

Way to walk

Not that they were not

Religious

Ella wrote for the Lutheran magazine

And Hazel was on the Radio.

While Norma disappeared

During the Pearl Harbor

Attack and is probably

Still in an unmarked grave

It is Helen

Who was put on a ship

For that Spanish Influenza

Who ended up 

In Saint Petersburg

Russia not Pennslyvania

But died in Paris

I can only assume

Both of those apartments

Have also been wiped clean

By the way

It is not legal

To have someone else say

They are the real person
In the will

Or that I am not the right one

As those people go to prison

Everyday 

I even remember

Grandpa making a will

Leaving me that old brick thing

In DC

Which someone sold out

From under me

While I was living there

And of course

My own mother 

Made out a will

Listing me as the heir

Not you!

You know that

It is not Amnesia.

You should be practicing

But Amnesty

You might get a female judge

To believe you

When you say you were to faint

To understand

Or that it is not your fault

That your children

Broke me.

And ahem

Mother wants to know

Something...

How much did your 

Real father leave you?

Your other sister

Should have inherited 

From her father

Since her mother

Was also made to go broke.

And for your information

I am not married

To your son

Either of them!

And it does take

A judges decree

To decide of a male

Who has done nothing

Deserves his wives

Inheritance for himself

Or even her disability.

Halvies don't count

In this instance

I know you always

Take your share

Which is all of it!

I want my stuff back!

Or those children

Of your go to jail

Or worse.

I have already informed

The only one who has 

A legal right to mine

That it is his responisbility

To go kick out the squatters!

I have no daughters

Not even Kate!

Click, click

Go the handcuffs

And that back seat

Is small jimmy....