Those Tik Tokers...

 

Wall Street went for brooke.

Lost his shirt on his portfolio.

Only in New York!

A French guy in gloves!

What is the world coming to?

Next thing you know they will be selling sugar free chocolates!

Hey what's the hold up!

That guy spent awhile in the waiting room.

What about the rest of us?

Did they at least spray down the machine?

They are not even wearing gloves or masks!

Hey, I changed my mind, I want to go somewhere else!

Tik Tok

Tick Tock

The mouse ran up the clock.

Times out guys

Those people will stop at nothing.

I was working on a project

A few years ago

In touch with real people

And this thing popped up

On my screen.

Then it told me 

I had to take pictures

Of people pooping

Or something in order

To get anywhere in life.

I declined!

And nicely at that.

Then while I was working

I had my whole production

Halted and then lost.

As it came back on my screen

It asked me if I was serious?

And then it told me

I was going to regret it!

Who the hell are these guys?

I had a guy tell me the other day

That he was god

And he had created me!

All i wanted to know

Was why he had to touch

My laundry dryer machine.

There are rules you know

Even at the laundromat.

No touchy

Other peoples things!

I had to pay three times

To get one set of clothes done

And it included my sheets.

How did he know?

Anyways, I have had nothing

But trouble from people

Had to wait half an hour

At Ymca to speak to the only 

Guy behind the long counter

He was trying to sign up

A 76 year old woman.

Really, she said she was 76.

Apparently when you get

To that age it is free

If you have Kaiser

When I got to him

I told him I wanted

To cancel my memberrship.

He was not amused.

I had had it anyways.

And if she wants to get

Into the jacuzzi

In a bikini...

Well I quit

Had someone film me

Even though I kept

Calling out to the lifeguard

About the unsafe situation

I understand it was posted

With a learning to swim tag.

I had an auto accident!

I was pulled out paralyzed.

I could not walk at first

Now I have degeneration

Of the disks in my back.

Yeh, I use a walking stick

To get around

It is called a mobility device.

And in the water

I use those things

Called a paddle board

And scuba fins

Its what the big girls do.

They use professional gear

They dont dive under 

The bathroom partition

And take your picture

Whether or not one nairs

Is immaterial to anyone else.

And as for those girls

With the 600 calorie diets

It takes more brain power 

Than that to properly

Edit a piece 

Even on CNN.

Oh that right

I use to work there

In fact I was one of the first

Girls on the show

Had to share accommodations

Did not sit well with others

Til I showed up with my

Thyroid gland gone overactive

Never seen a skinny chick before..

If they had only just sent 

Me out of the building

Instead of hiring individuals

To film me doing nothing

But having a bad day.

I bet they took my picture

Off the wall.

The one that said 

Employee of the month

And off thier list

As well.

Oh is the IRS 

Going to have fun.

I am not going to be paying

Any extra fines

That if they actually

Sent in those forms

For employees....

One thing

Tik Tokkers

Have taught me

Is how to do the dishes

And the laundry

Thats all its about

Is serving up

Bad work

On incredibly easy subjects

Dishy this

Dirty that

I even caught a guy 

Holding up a pair 

Of dirty underwear

At the ice cream shop

Claiming they were mine

And that I should not be sold

Any ice cream.

They were not even mine!

All I did was forget my spoon

For my once a year free birthday cone in a dish!