What dont we miss?

Imagine 1974

What were you doing?

I was being accused

Of multiple births

Which it is impossible

To have had.

Only a religion

Of unwilling participants

Would keep it up.

No matter what they are told

By their own 

They insist on having their way

I hear Brent

Is back in the picture

When is the guy

Going to get

That he is no god?

He just thinks

He is wonderful

He is not!

I don't miss those

Days of old

When every young

And old cock

Insisted i was prettier

Than Brooke

Just because they wanted

That little piece of property

Robbing and raping

And scamming 

And swindling

That is all it is about.

Even the young girls

Want me to know

They have had sex

With my man

The old ones as well

Will poor, poor thing

Me and make me mad.

What is there to say

Hands off!

Don't even think about it

And by the way

There is already 

A Jack Smith

Asking for gods

Assistance into the

Next world

As he and his Hondorus wife

Have ruined the building

In Tijuana

And probably 

Killed a few 

Along the way

I had to walk out

With just the clothes on my back

While they stacked

My suitcase along 

With the others.

How many dead bodies

Have they gotten rid of?

And those antiques

I found most of them

In a cute little shop

Which was once 

My mothers 

But now has some

Hoodlum running it

Most likely at the 

Request of Candace.

As for Jimmy

He has been too quiet

If I find the evidence

I will convict

Him and all those

Who have collaborated

Meanwhile 

I dont mind being

Alone at all.

It is just that 

No one will leave 

Me alone.

I want peace.

I want my families

Properties

And if I see another

Dawn or Donna

Who falsely claims

To be my mothers 

Real relative

I am going to take 

Action against them

And their religion

Who continue

To promote this type

Of liars without end.

58 years old

And still making

The cover of the magazines

This one is AARP

Old people now

Her and I 

Are the same age

Every thing she did 

Right I did wrong

My mother was not

An alcoholic

But had brain cancer

And early Dementia

She told everyone

Lies about me

Behind my back

While screaming

In my face.

What if the other

One had lived

Instead of me?

What would life

Have been like

For her?

My sister 

Was sweet and spoiled

While I was the long 

Suffering one

And sometimes sassy

When I was not being

Spanked for nothing

At all except 

Being the survivor

Of two identical girls.

I dont believe 

My mother would

Have had as much fun

But then she might

Have gotten away 

With it altogether.

What if Brooke

Had been a set

Of twins?

Scarry having two of her!

What else did we miss?

Being allowed to have

Our own choice

With boys and cars.

What a world

It was back then.

Something to consider

While listening to the 

Reports of another 

Catastrophe

Which is why 

I wanted to be

The news journalist

Instead of the one

Shoved on stage

To perform

So my younger brothers

Could have the life

They dreamed of....

Did you know

Brooke once appeared

On 60 minutes?

She was the youngest

Reporter ever to appear.

While on the other hand

Made it through the ranks

Only to be considered 

Too old

In other words 

Get out of the way

For those others

Who don't know

What they are talking about.

I was also on

60 minutes

I got caught

Being a criminologist

All those years

Of working libraries

And museums

I had been trained

To be an unseen

Commodity

For those guys

With the hats

I did not have long

Substituting tonight....

Anderson Cooper

The new kid

That no one knew

And now one 

Remembers me.

Not a pretty enough

Face, just good enough

But not going to be allowed

To have it at any time.

It has been a long

Set of years

Since I turned 

Fifty

And showed up

In Mexico city

Where I caught

Candy attempting

To get an audience

With the Pope 

Himself.

Candy...

You are Mormon!

Anyways I am still

Waiting for all those

People whom I spoke

To consider me good enough

To have cup of coffee

Nothing fancy

Just acknowledging

That I am not a mad woman

Just one who hit menopause

And without my estrogen patch!

Really, I am doing much better

Still have headaches

And tumors

But I feel much better

Having survived

The Pandemic 

As well as 

Hepatitis a/b

No problem

I just want to kill

Jimmy and his son Juan

Nothing big

Just a little push

Off the Coronado bridge

It is not the Niagra falls

But it is tall enough

And the Dole Pineapple 

Factory is just below

Maybe they will become

Part of the juice pulp!

Sorry i just have had enough

Did you know 

Jimmy went over the falls

In a wine barrow?

And did not get killed

I do believe that was in

1974

And to everyone's dismay

Did not die!

Well the cruises 

Have turned away

From Balitmore

Not to return

In the near future

And all those military

Trucks are going to have

To find another way around

Because they also cant

Go through the tunnels...

Haz-med traffic

Is going to be snarled

Around Maryland

Did anyone notice

How close it is to 

Washington DC?

Like right next door.

Wonder what else

Can go wrong.

Moscow set on fire

Again, that is how 

The old city was destroyed

A number of times.

While Kiev

Continues to consider

Themselves above

It all not releasing

Thier hostages 

Donetsk Donbas

They are going to make

Ballard's of your demise

Movies about how

You were never allowed

To gain your freedom

Nor return home

To Wales.

Don't look at the 

Princess of Wales

She is busy having 

Cancer treatments

The poor little thing.

My mother refused to have hers.

Cancer ate up

Eighty percent

Of her brain

And she was not 

A happy woman

What else do we miss?

Having a peaceful Easter?