Its traditional, the standing guard over the body of the now dead monarch.
Imagine if it was stolen and held for ransom!
Or kept from a Christian burial?
These are important things to consider in the grief process.
That they chose to do it together as a unit is remarkable.
They as a group of siblings have not had an easy passage through time.
Charles the first born was pushed to do everything expected including giving up his love.
He was also pushed out of the group as the others were groomed.
Just in case, he fell on his face or his backside.
The only girl has had a nose ring her whole life.
Living up to the ideal of the perfect princess.
She had a few lousy romances, a couple of marriages and some kids.
She was lucky to always be the one around the house in order to keep mum company.
They seemed to get on famously, but then what is a daughter to do.
She was also the one who took the most from the media and survived.
Andrew the charming boy was also the bad playful one.
He got into trouble all the time and then had to stand and wait.
She always forgave him the end, her favorite because he reminded her of whom.
And then there was the youngest, Edward.
Poor Edward to follow in the footsteps of the others.
He rebelled her perfect one who never got in trouble.
He wanted to do it his way, no military school for him.
No killing and blood on his hands.
He was intellectual and artistic.
It took a while for mom and dad to agree
To his lifetime love, an interior decorator.
Well, they have a beautiful daughter and a dutiful son.
Jimmy does not like to play with others.
While I don't do well playing with others.
Because they always cheat and steal and just don't want to be nice,
Jimmy can't understand the rules.
He makes up his own just because.
He is horrified he is not pissing on the casket.
One of the things the guards are meant to prevent.
Nor being allowed to examine her, his favorite pastime.
He likes them better dead than alive, females.
He really hated his real mother, Camille.
Same name and twice the trouble
Who died of a massive heart attack,
Wonder what he did that time.
The other thing is to make sure
Well, that she is in fact dead.
It happens occasionally
A corpse rising up out of its coffin.
Just like the old girl to get even with them four.
Shudder, they did like their mother
But she was also the Queen.
Jimmy went to great lengths in his youth
To own her should and mind.
He had his ways and designs.
Not smart enough for school.
But once taught to do something
He did it well and did not forget.
Here he is again our Jimmy
Interfering little brat bastard.
What can possibly go wrong.
They have sat for long hours
Planning their own funerals.
It is really something to understand
That at some point a couple
Knows that everyone is expecting
For them to drop over someday
So, they sat down to figure out what they wanted.
He wanted a private funeral
And got one in the middle of a Pandemic
With his own styled land rover
A sign of the old hunting Princes of Europe
Who used to go to Africa for a good hunt.
Now he was a docile enough to be led
To his grave inside St Georges
A symbol of the dragon being vanquished
By the Christian knight.
Her plans entailed the London bridge
Forever it is a symbol of staunchness
And survival and overcoming all obstacles.
It has also fallen down been burnt and broken
But the new one is functional
And still spans the Thames
Between the old Roman Southwark's
And the new Londontown.
The Danes may have conquered the country
After the Romans ran away in defeat
But it was the French court that came
And recreated the entire community
No one remembers them with the
Holy Roman German family taking over
And inviting the Russian Romanovs
To play with them
And yet she was more British
Then the British themselves.
Sadly, to say, most don't get
What it means to be unique
Creation fought by so many different
Ones to become more than a European
And those Scots still hold on to the old ways.
Bravo for them and now on to the real show
And it is going to be a showstopper
Not since Victorias funeral
A century earlier has a Queen died
However, there are a few pauses
The new Prime Minister
Might actually be accused of killing
The Queen with the shock of the Boris
Send off and him looking so much
As her first love, Churchill
The rub may have been too much for her
But Truss has been behaving perfectly
Too perfectly, for she has Jimmy in her council.
How do we know this?
Because she is not going to allow them
To play with their toys come funeral day
The world leaders are expected
To descend upon London
It is one of the things, having them come
After all, why be King or Queen
If the others don't show their respects.
Number 10 Downing Street
Has given instructions that led one to believe
She might be guilty of killing her Queen
In favor of a King whom she can stand next
And Jimmy can fantasize about controlling
For Goodnews sake, they have told
The President of the United States
That he does not know how to play
Well with the others
I guess if he wants to and does not feel he can
Come on, first they are being told
To jump on a Commercial jet
Most likely for protection
This way the terrorist won't know
Which plane to shoot down
All the ones heading for Heathrow
Will now have an important person on board
Let's just play battleship in the sky's
Which class do you want to be in Mr. President?
What is the most expensive plane in the world?
Airforce one!
Unless tat Putin guy has a better one than Biden.
He can't bring his own plane.
Really Jimmy!
What about a submarine, Joe
Is Jill good with tight spaces?
Well, when you do arrive
You also can not have a helicopter
Downing street says no to them.
Not in their city not at all.
Iin fact, they want all of you to jump
On tour buses and get chummy.
Who does not remember the one from summer camo
With the knife in his sock or the sling slot up his sleeve
Joe does not want to play with the other guys
Well, if he wants to use his own, we guess he can
So says Downing Street
Who is in charge of security?
Jimmy is always in charge of the private police
I have to live with them everyday
Giving me dirty looks about anything
I know who they are working
I have already taken him to court about it
But that was the past
And he is a new man now
That his real daddy died
Long live Captain Kangaroo
He was a hero to many
But not his son, Jimmy
The American President is being called a spoil sport
Who does not want to go along with the plan
It is not the Queens plan, that is for sure
Next door neighbors are not always friends
Best not to rely upon the Prime Minister
When she can wine and dine the President
She has even had the Russian guy to supper
And quite entertaining he was too
Until his plus one ruined it with her sour face.
Anyways, we the public know not to let
Two fragile eggs in the same basket
In case it drops and they both break
We keep them apart
If there is an attack
Then one of them will survive
Who heard of herding them together?
And why not limos
Perhaps the grandsons could allow theirs to be borrowed
I enjoy the young lads as much as anyone else
But you know they grew up partying
And I bet they have a few extra-long in their garages.
Are we to assume, that the modern era
That all doors have been checked
And windows shut
That there is no danger from anyone at all
None of the world leaders are going to come to harm
After all they have had a dozen of these things now
And they are a piece of cake.
A metal replica of her children standing guard over her
Should be made just to remind them
Of the day they were still in charge
And not some celebrity kid
Who never went to school
Because he was too busy
Causing mayhem around the globe
Best on your desire to be laid to rest
Madame Elisabeth Alexandra Mary
But he has done it again
Thrown a tantrum unless he gets his way
He is going to blow big ben up
Or topple the Eiffel tower
Or just bring down the World trade center
I don't know but he has down things in the past
I would not put anything past him
After all he set my father on fire and smothered my mother
He just wants his way that is all folks.
Maybe Truss is innocent of the charge's
Then again who would ask the World leaders
To jump onto the same bus together
A non-genius?
Or just getting tired of the royal thing, aren't they.
Or Maybe
Its Meaghan and Kate
Having fun with the commoners.
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