Who did you prefer when you were growing up Mr. Rogers Neighborhood or Captain Kangaroo?
Everyone loved one of the other and then Sesames Street came along ....
Well, I preferred the friendly Mr. Rogers and his neighbors and especially the train
Most people preferred Captain Kangaroo, Jimmys real dad
It is one of my harder things to deal with, not that his dad was popular
But that most people don't realize whom they are speaking
It is bad enough he uses different names and what not
His personality is such he won't admit to being wrong
It is that he has been using kids since he was young
And his father's authority upon the nation
Transfers to him without even trying
It is automatic but he is such a nice sounding boy
Did you hear what he said?
He said he was going to kill you
He said he is the one who at Jimmy Hoffa
Ha ha ha
The stories I could relate
But right now, I want to talk about the British
They have this thing for cuteness
They are stiff upper lip
And never give anything away
But they are cute when they want to be
And what is cuter than Paddington Bear
He arrives at the train station in Paddington
And gets lost or remains unable to transfer
I don't remember the details,
Although Winnie the pooh
Would be a better whimsical for ne
As it is Canadian and more my style
I had to watch the Queen have tea
With a bear for goodness's sake
And the Butler had to remind him
Not to lift the spout up to his mouth
But to set it down and let her pour.
Most of the time one person does the pouring in England
And they usually call themselves mother
Quaint little things that eh British hold dear,
Her marmalade sandwich was a shock
It must be those grandkids who have altered her style,
Anyways, there he was in life sitting with the queen
Wonder if Jimmy had anything to do with it
I recall there was a time when he did everything
He could sit down and have tea with her
In America, taking tea with someone meant business
In England it often is just a refreshment between business
Jimmy thought if he had tea with her
Then he could be the Royal he haws
And go around telling people what to do
Anyways, the palace has asked if they not leave a little Paddington
With the flowers, it is not mulchable
The tribute of the flowers is nice but no one is allowed to take them home
The Gardeners therefore make them into mulch for the year-round beauty
Instead of throwing them away or burning them.
"No more little stuffed bears", please.
There is a thing about children listening to a man voice
They tend to do as he instructs
Look at Putin, he had kids, he plays with others quit well.
But he appears to be honest with them
His family suffered the Germans and his brothers died from starvation
Now we are reminded that Paddington in Ukraine
Is the voice of Mr. Zelensky himself
It was probably known when he got elected
He has a law degree but preferred the media outlets
Modern Russia and Ukraine turned towards the same shows
As America, comics, dancing with the stars, game shows
And loveable children's programming
He is the voice the children hear
Paddington in Ukraine is also their President
They will do almost anything he instructs them
Even burn flags and terrorize unwanted females
It is sad, because he seemed a good enough man
But he won't let go of a group that wants their freedom
It is almost as if he is an American confederate
Did he spend time in the American South?
It says he was in Mongolia when he was little
He learned English well enough to communicate
And went to a school of Economics for law
His father would not allow him to go to Israel as a Jew
His grandfather was in the Red Army
He had so much potential in his background
No wonders he was a shoo in when they needed a fresh face,
That and the voice of Paddington telling them to go to the polls
And vote for me.
Listen to me and just me
This is an old game
One that Jim knows well
Look how he went from number one enemy
To everyone's happy grandpa
He sits there and steals in front of them
He shows up and takes wallets in grocery stores
He also tells women doctors what they can and can't do
I am tired of being told I need a hysterectomy
I'd like to give jimmy something with an ectopy
It would probably better just to decapitate him
And get it over with
After all Arizona was willing to execute him
Maybe next time they could double check the plug
And make sure it is plugged in and then when they throw the switch
Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle
You see Jimmy who is not my brother nor my father
Really says he is my husband if you put him to it
And he will confess that he uses his spouse's name
Because he is a convict
Just like Paddington who is also a jail bird
He can't use his real name because he has been to prison
Oh, by the way, did anyone mention this to the Queen?
Her Jubilee was spent having tea with a disrupt able convict
Did they count the silver ware after he left?
Jimmy used to steal the lot
He did not like the expression
Born with a silver spoon in their mouth
He used to sit there and be annoying at supper
Keeping after one about which one was the spoon
There are more than one and he was obvious about it being
The one stuck in my mouth when i came out of my mother
While his mother sports a full-length fur coat
He could not handle silverware and took everything
We used to find pillow cease full of the stuff
Have you ever attempted to return something
To an upper crust family that has been looted.
It's worse than showing up at tea without shoes
Well, he has had so much fun taking everything out of all
Of the houses I once slept in and not all of them were mine
That there are boutiques and flea markets
And even Sotheby's has jewelry I recognize
He once took a diamond watch
And gave it to his girlfriend to wear
As they went through the Que
To be introduced to the Queen herself
When it was recognized, and the girl nicked
He took the watch and slowly put it on my mothers
Wrist, where she let it dangle forever and a day
She had no idea it was out of meanness
He only knew he had to get rid of it
And she was not his favorite person
What an old expression
Attempting to get my mother arrested for wearing something he nicked
I bet she was, and I just did not hear about it
Thre were alot of old suff I saw pass through
Without a bill of sale
He probably settled the insurance on them
Giving them a nightmare if the stuff ever surfaced
Well, Jimmy has been a very bad boy
And no one is the wiser yet
While this nice guy with the good voice
Has been misleading his nation and others
What are his real plans is all I want to know?
Is he a southern slave owner
Or is he going to set those birds free?
Wait and see is not my line, frustration
What has the other guy done anyways
To get everyone angry
He overstayed his welcome
How often I heard that of Jimmy
He is not ours I told more than once
They did not listen to me then and I don't know why
Because I always tell the truth
And never tell a lie
But am very polite about it all,...
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