Free world series tickets

 

If you want to sit in the Padres Petco Park for the rest of the season.

They build that stadium on top of an old tennis and pool club complex.

It is all land fill under their feet out there on the field.

And they finally had their chance after 22 years.

To fill the shoes of their predecessors.

Instead, it was a five-fail loss for the community.

Just like quicksand stepping out on the field.

Those men had the chance of the Dodgers and Phillies

Oh well, free tickets, anyone?

Oh, and by the way Britan has a new Prime Minister

Again, the fifth guy in less than proper term time

This is the guy passed over for the woman.

While Johnson was being shoved out the door

Something his wife apparently did not care for

As her surprise as they came back from their vacation

Despite his return immediately

And enough support from parliament

The man who survived a confidence vote

Is not going to be returned to his hard fought

Position but his finance minister is instead

Going to go forward as the first "colored"

As they express mix race or non-white

Rishi Sunak is his name and Stanford educated

The new Prime Minister of Britain

A Punjabi Indian whose parents were born

In Britain nor India but Kenya

Just as Barack is Kenyan 

Not the descendants of slaves 

But the grandson of an African Chief

These Punjabi's came from the East Africa

Community of Indians who have fled their own country

After gaining their freedom from Britain

India has had nothing but political problems.

The country so well known as Queen Victoria's

The Empress of a country which she never visited

Her descendants have including young Kate

Who shows no regard for her superiors

Poor Charles, I do hope he does not have an accident

I would also like to be present for his Coronation.

His Grandmother was kind to my grandmother

A radio announcer with a horrible toddler

They meet during one of those air raids

And then she agreed to help with her husbands

Speech issues while she waited to see if 

It was true and they were now going to be the King and Queen

"Sunak" learn how to pronounce it properly

And he is Indian not African

Which I keep reminding people.

I am Native American not Mexican

Nor am I the mother of this guy

God forbid it should enter his mind

To call out mommy

Let's see how this guy plays

The third in seven weeks

And without the Queen 

The first to be acknowledged by the King

Worse than watching the playoffs for the World Series...

Unlike in America, 

Where an American birth certificate is required.

In Britain one does not even need to be a citizen...