Coffee, please!
Please bring me coffee
I need coffee
Does no one understand
Excuse me miss we are busy
Do you want spot in garage?
What!
What?
Has the world gone mad?
It is so sorry to inform you
But there is a small issue
We are under attack
This is Japan
Who is attacking
Korea Miss
Are you sure you do not want spot in garage?
Wait, come back!
First I am told the trains have suspended service
And now, there is an issue
North Korea has sent a rocket over Japan
Miss are you okay?
Oh my god!
We are under attack from Korea
And possibly China as well
They are both angry at US o A
We have to hurry if you want a spot
What are you talking about?
Humble servant says the Hotel concierge
Who normally would have nothing more to do with her
But she is American and maybe she can help
It is that the Japanese authorities have issued
A warning to take shelter
Any shelter from a nuclear threat
We have no bomb shelters to offer
But only our humble garage
With steel reinforcement and cement sidings
Do you want a spot?
To take shelter?
Hell yes, show me the way!
Meanwhile back at the old ranch
Reagan is dead or he would know what to do
Instead, it is the young guy
Hanging out his tall frame
In the door and asking
Who the hell am I supposed to do now
Nancy wants to run over to Taiwan
And stir up trouble with China
And now Harris had to go to Korea
And make Kim angry enough to let off
A rocket over Japan
This after China threw a few rockets after Nancie's plane
They should both know better
They are Californians
We are alone women
To mind the fort on the west
in case of emergency
Do not wander to far afield
I have to call the White House
And ask what am i supposed to be doing?
They are issuing an actual nuclear shelter warning to their residents.
A dog barks in the neighborhood
That's what I could use is some advice
I wonder if the old guy is up at this time
Hello
Well, Hi,
I just thought I would call and confirm
Something with you
Did you lose the key to the bathroom
Those are hard to get seconds made
No, no
We just might be in the middle of an issue
What kind of problem has arisen
Do you get Dish or anything at all
Where I am there are not any telephone poles
How the hell are you on the phone
Laughter and coughing
Okay, The news is that Japan
Got shot over by Korea
They have disrupted their train service
And issued a take shelter notice to their residents
What the Hell!
Which lady caused this to happen?
Take you pick
Both of them are yours
Pelosi and Harris
San Franciscans
Lord I better call Feinstein
I had not thought of that
I was thinking the oval office
Wait, wait till I get Diane on the phone
Diane, Diane
What time is it, Jerry?
Time to get up and find your smelling salts
What is going on?
Well California might get into a little trouble
Over those two girls of yours going a visiting
Who is complaining this time?
Taiwan was necessary
Japan got shot over by Korea
What the Hell?
They have issued a take shelter notice
And disrupted their trains
Thier a sitting duck without their trains
And we are only a hop skip away
Send Hawaii closer then to them
Give them a decoy
No one needs them
Now, Now just because you don't enjoy tropical environments
What I am going to do is call Joseph in his bedroom
And do what
He practically kicked Putin out of everything there is to be at
He is the only guy out there
Who has any sway with those Asians
And we have been hoping mad
About this scrimmage on his border
And now half of Asia is armed
And ready to kill each other
Oh Lord and the Queen is dead
Exactly, I remember young Charles
But King Charles the third
Hell, he is as old as I am
And he does not have the power his mother had
At least not yet
Let me think a moment
A phone call to the embassy in Japan
would be good to find out what is really going on
And the Jill might be able to whisper
To Joe about the little problem
Of California being out front and center
Why don't you make your phone
Work on your Japanese connections
And i will try a French connection as well
I know something you don't Mr. Brown
That you don't
About that guy
Tell me anything
Not know get back
Jill, will you do me a favor
Joe Diane was wondering if you noticed
Japan's notice to its residents
yes, we are working on it
And the embassy?
Head comes up off the desk
Where he has had it lying
Oh hell!
Get me Japan ambassador
Tell them to start the shredders
Yes sir
And the other phone call
Not yet, not yet
Coffee, does anyone have coffee
Honey, could you run down to Starbucks?
Haw, haw
Jill snaps her fingers in the hallway
Starbucks get it quick
Coffee for joe and make it a big one
King Charles is so happy
To have the pleasure of so many phones' calls
This morning, he even got one from his old friend
The former Governor of California
And the Senator from California
And the current governor of California
And the ambassador from America
And the ambassador from Japan
And the President himself
Probably making a big mole hill
Out of nothing they all said
But Japan got shot over
What does this mean?
Take cover is what he told all of them
And hung up as soon as he could
What would his mama have done
Don't call me now that you made
The Russians angry is what she would have said
He will have to renew his influence
With Russia but how
And whom?
Hmm, goes the French guy
His phone has been busy ringing
And now King Charles has been added to his list
He must be the only one who has
His private number
Will he call?
Call Putin?
And a day after he lost the Nobel Peace Prize in Medicine
To some fancy ape-man scientist?
Hello, how are You?
Not very well. with Japan under attack.
Have you heard?
Some idiot caused trouble
And now Kim has blown a fuse
And let off one of his rockets over their island
What am I supposed to do about?
Bad enough the Taiwan and China scuffle
But Japan issuing a take cover order to its residents.
Do you want to join me at the front
And watch me retake those villages again?
No, no, how many times are you going to do that?
Until I get bored with the thing.
That simpleton is so annoying.
He keeps getting on his soap box
But he won't go anywhere
Afraid of a coup himself
What is it you want today?
My young son
Don't call me that!
Just because I am the youngest French President!
America has called you to call me.
I have been waiting for my little phone to ring.
In fact, one of the cats is sleeping on it.
She is so assured it is not going to ring.
Instead, you ring me.
Are they really crazy over there?
They are concerned this might spill over
Of course, it will spill over
If they go to war with each other
We will both have to respond
In fact, half of Europe will have to go over
And take sides.
Which side will you be on young man?
Mine, will you be with me?
Are you for or against Japan?
Oh, I see, my sleeping cat is going to have to be disturbed
I have already gotten a call from the other young one
Although at 73 he is slightly older than me.
Do you know I will be 70 this next week?
You don't want to wish me well?
Yes, yes but what are you going to do?
California is quite concerned.
Oh, they would be concerned.
Wonder, wonder
Okay, I will make phone call.
Oval office please
The Russian Ambassador
Is asking to speak to you sir?
Really, as he sips his extra-large cup of joe.
Put him on, says Joe now that his head is splitting and caffeinated.
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