Life is so bad now

 

Long live the king of ridiculous

Zelensky's rendition of chopsticks

With his pants and his hands in the air

He is playing the piano 

With what?

His nose, no it does not look as if it is his nose

Life is so bad that this image keeps

Repeating itself over and over again

During his campaign for President

It was one of those questions 

All one could do is offer sympathy 

To his loving wife and adoring kids

What else was one to do with this kind

Of propaganda?

He has made himself into a king now.

The US is having failed banks 

If it continues the entire stock market might crash

While in France they are rioting over pensions

They don't want to retire at 64 

They want to be young and spend time 

Rolling around in the sand at the beach

I did not know French people ever

Acknowledged defeat in anything

As I lived in Paris when I was younger

Who wants to look at a bunch 

Of 62 year olds at those nudist beaches?

Honey I grew up in California

I know what men look like

Young or old 

And as for women who don't want to wear their bras....

Germany can have their middle class

Topless public pools 

Full over overweight aging beauties

I belong to a club with a membership

Keep those things on your body!

Britian has decided to buy 

Submarines in their fight against China

Which is supporting Russia

In their fight for democracy

And against dictators 

Suck as this smuck has become

He and his military attire

I grew up around military bases

I know a thing or two about them

I also remember Fidel Castro

While the world is loosing money 

Over this guy needing to protect himself

He deserved what he got from his big mouth

If he had not been making threats

None of this would have happened

The world bank collapsing all for this guy

Who plays the piano with his what....

Hail the King Charles III

I wis him well in his Coronation

At least he has some training 

Even though he did badly in his marriages

Marrying the wrong girl first 

His sons should know better

Than to also marry badly 

And then get themselves in a snit

Really, I would whether not have Rachel Mehgan

Nor Crazy Kate in the news at all

They have done nothing to deserve it

My life is so bad 

I have to buy Vodka 

Made in Texas!

I grew up in an international family

We did not go to war unless we had to 

And then we supported the sane side

Who the hell is this guy anyways?

Now he has gotten the other guy

Slapped with an arrest warrant

Oh really, this is how he plays 

Politics with raids and rapes?

I understand his treatment of his prisoners.

Is not desirable either

And why were there so many children.

Without their parents?

Did they get left behind 

When they ran away from what they caused?

Blaming the bad wolf after crying wolf?

They wanted their freedom and got it

They now wanted someone else's 

Naval port and wont stop till they get it

They are cry babies who don't deserve.

Anything more after all the homeless

Orphan children 

As for Mr. Putin he felt it wise

To go against the West

This is as it goes in any country

His decisions are meant for his people

Which once included Ukraine 

Who did as Texas did

Declared their independence 

From bid daddy

In the case of Texas they first 

Declared war with Mexico

Then declared themselves the Lone Star state

Free and independent is how they still see themselves

But they had to do as the others 

And ask for Uncle Sam 

To step in and save them 

Not from the redskin Indians

But those made bull Imperialist. 

Across the border whom they refused

To acknowledged as their owners

Now they are part of the United States

While Donetsk or Donbas

Asked for their freedom and independence

Even asking for help from next door

Declared themselves free of Ukraine

Only to find the world does not care

They prefer this guy with the piano skills

They want him to become king of the whole area

And for what?

For what are the countries risking their own finances?

The chance to steal the naval port in the Crimea.

So famous Sebastopol

Books have been written about it

Cities named after it 

It is a beautiful jewel of a thing

For those who desire to control 

The Black Sea and area around it

I have already suffered a defeat

Of having my very own stalker

Listed in every world country.

Be allowed to take control of my life

What once was hunted is not longer

He is now allowed to control  my medical appointments.

If I dd not have these uterine tumors

I would not be sitting here 

Doing nothing but whining 

About my drink of choice

Which is actually white wine

But occasionally want something stronger

I prefer not to have sweet drinks

Nor do I like fruit loops showing up

Acting as if they are gods

Who let him out of his jail cell?

Where was he put for killing my father?

Or the Mental institution for attempting to kill

My mother? and grandmotehr?

He just walks around looking stupid

In his suit and glasses 

He is over sixty and has never held a real job

He had rich parents who did not have 

To anything but pay people off for their baby

While this kids mother probably

Engaged in unnecessary Soviet things

During her time as engineer

She might even have held a Western engineer

Hostage and at gun point in order to have her way

While he young son watched and did nothing 

And what about his grandpa?

What did he do for the Nazis during the war

Seek to kill Eisenhower the General

Who was a going to bring it all to an end?

Now the world court has decided 

Putin is guilty of stealing children

I am not aware of child camps in Russia

Nor of him being cruel to kids in the past

What is this new crime?

Baby snatching and buying children

Have gone on for a long time 

In America where they steal them from the wombs

Of pregnant women and then sell them 

Or kidnap them as Betty A 

Did and then refuse to give them back

Following the family around the world

I am not going to like a knock on my door

But I am not anti American 

Just anti stupid 

I dont understand why the cry baby

Was allowed to speak to congress 

Now Pelosi is no longer in power

Nor are we likely to get out of debt

Any time soon from the historic loans

They are loans?

I keep asking this question

But even my old companies 

Have girls who cant read 

He is getting loans isn't he?

Mr. Zelensky?

He is going to repay the money being provided?

It has now cost both the US and France

Thier stability with finances 

What sort of economy does he have

To repay this amount of money?

None and the world press does not care

He is clever with his chopsticks

He can do anything as far as they are concerned

The big bad wolf is all they want

The truth is that my former collegues

Only want blood and nothing else

Even silly Lindsay is getting obvius

In her pure delight at owning

The right to make an announcement

That he has been arrested

Stood on my toes

Stood in my way

Shoved me out of the way

Because she wants to be there

For Jimmys sake she wants to be the one

To make the big reveal

Better not be saying I am her mommy

I just went through another ordeal

What women have to endure 

That men don't have and don't understand.

It blows my mind when I walk back into 

A situation only to realizes I have already been here

And done this and done that

I felt as if I was having a nervous breakdown 

But it might just have been the drugs talking

Even Miss Davis has those  nasty needles

They use to keep others quiet

A quick jab and the explanation 

You wont be remembering anything

Because she is one of those who just 

Decides who gets what in the world press

To be kept quiet 

When the world was falling apart

After being trained to take care of it

When I wasn't working as a journalist

Reporting the news not causing it

I also worked for the government 

At least i thought they were government

I walked into building that appeared to be real

But I did not meet real people afterwards

One does wonder where the world is going

Who do they plan to take over once they get rid 

Of Putin? 

They clearly are just out to get even with the guy.

What is next?

Even I liked the PM but he does not have enough

Power to pull off the kind of thing needed

Folding now on the Russian people is not going 

Help them or the world

If the country erupts into chaos again

Just because the West is tired of the same guy

In power then they have already lost themselves

Enough is enough

Be wise my sons

Don't go to war over a woman

Come on 

This guy is not worth it 

Nor is his little plastic barbie wife