Ukrainian style
April fools day
April fools day
Traditional Odessa Parade
Until just a few years ago
The big event in Odessa
Carnival style is the parade
Honoring April Fools day
When people dress up
And play tricks on each other
It is also called the great Hoax
To cause someone to believe
Something that has not really happened
This was my poor mothers mind
In her Dementia world
She thought one day we would wake up
And it had just been a trick
A hoax that our lives had been taken away
By this cruel monster who did not even want us
In Ukraine I presume that even
The great Zelensky as he will come to be known
Is not going to go out and pull a prank
He is all serious now
That his reputation has been challenged
Jimmy has clearly been working for him
As his manager
He has caused all sort of things to go wrong
In my world and in America
Besides the continued riots
In Paris and for no reason at all
There have been a series of tornadoes
Wrecking hell all over the place
There was even a spout spotted
In my own valley way out in California
At least the ungrateful weather person
Claimed we had just had hail and a possible tornado
While I was standing waiting for my shuttle
To come back for me
Mike has a thing of never being available.
But I needed my water and was standig in the rain
Waiting and waiting in the very spot
She claimed these impossible things had occured
I do know that a few hours ago
I felt a sharp jolt
Instead of a gentle rolling motion
A California earthquake
Not to far from my location
And only a 4. something
It was sharp enough to move my bed
And I bet those buildings downtown.
Felt the jolt and probably hopped.
They are foolishly building
On old Marina district
Also called the mud flats
Digging down twenty feet
Sending metal stabilizers downwards
While sending up wards too many stories
Of plate glass buildings
On the first day of the four
The Aztecs made it to the finale
This is college championships.
Playing in the four different cities
One of them being San Diego.
Enjoy the thrill of the field
That field was once the clubhouse
Pool club and tennis club
Across the street from the then new Hilton
All that green is on top of land fill
Below were those pools for Olympic swimmers?
Might shift a bit at middle field
If a stronger one comes along
It might just cause a domino affect
One crashing into another
Until well the only ones standing
Are those made of good old brick.
Anyways this has been not to good a week
I had my medical appointments canceled
Had to reschedule both of my female diagnostics
Don't worry, I only have four or five tumors
Protruding out of my abdomen and throat
Next week, next year...
It has been a decade I have been dealing
With the problem and at least three times
Jimmy has interfered with my exams
Entering the room himself to perform
The task himself, not a doctor
Not even a high school drop out
He never made it to the eight grade
But he shows up when he wants
Walk in locked doors and jabs
The doctor with a paralyzing drug
To sit down and start playing
With those little tools
He is such an imbecile
And yet he cant stop making it worse
On purpose and then goes through his
Routine he did not know any better
Makes me wonder why he wont take
An eye exam but had my mother take his for him
Those blue eyes of his just might be my missing ones!
Trying to keep him from finding out
With a new doctor and all
Oh, and yes the new doctor
Sent me a Dear Patient letter
Really, it is dated for tomorrow
He is no longer working with the group
I switched over to just recently
In order to get away from Jimmy influence
I am still going to file malpractice.
But with a third party causing the situation
I now have new appointments.
But no primary doctor
I am to think it is no jimmy.
In the Middle Ages they switched things around
They altered their calendars and all.
Due to Constantine altering the Roman world
With his mothers new religion
New customs emerged but old ones had not died
Then along came Bishop Gregory
Who did not like the Julian old roman calendar
Created a new one of his own
Altered the dates a little bit as well
The first of the year was no longer
At the advent of spring
The beginning of the famers year of planting
But to the dead of winter
Using the so-called birth of Christ
As his measurement to forward
January 1st as the new start date
Instead of April
And his calendar also corrected.
A minor point that the lunar and solar
Calendars were off by about four or five days
They simply disappeared one year
In the fifteenth century
Causing an enormous amount
Of problems for many who did not live
By a calendar but by seasons
Many came out of their rooms
For the annual celebration
Of the new year in the spring
Reveling in having survived winter
Only to be laughed at by half of the population
Of whom spent their good fortune
In the dead of winter and were low on their stock
In the East they kept the old thing
Evolving into a thirteen-day difference
Between east and west when they tried to collarlate
In Odessa, which is now Ukraine
They began to show a lot of fun
With a huge parade and pranks
On the folks of the city
And the country adopted these
Shanigans full heartedly
Even seeking to include others
In their hoax that they are not a heathen
Nation but a god fearing one
Unlike the old Soviet system
That forbade religion of any kind
Especially the Jewish one which
Which kept entire communities?
Tied to the local religious leader
Now they are shoving the Ukrainian Orthodox
Out of their country as they attempt.
To become more western in their eyes
May as well send in micky mouse
To be their leader
For all his worth
The Stand up comedian has made a stand
Not for justice but corruption
How much embezzlement are we going to hear about?
Meanwhile, through Jimmy he has caused
An astonishing thing to occur
First the American President
Has been indicted with his arrest eminent
And then of course his enemy
The Russian President has been falsely accused
Of child stealing instead of rescuing abandoned children
Who Ukraine choose not to care for themselves.
And has an arrest warrant issued for him
His daughter in Holland must be getting worried
For her own safety
As she was always getting in trouble on purpose
In order for him to come to her aid.
Even billionaires have their limits
Jimmy is no billionaire himself
But knows a lot of drug dealers
He does what he wants
Because there are always little girls
Who need to have a needle between thier toes
I could not even get the tax preparers
To come to their scheduled session
To ensure I have mine down right.
I once worked for the internal revenue service
But I keep being told I don't know how to do things
I swear I saw the old lady walk by with her device
But she vanished in the hallway
Then her helper arrived and sat down
With those of us who had been wiating
For an hour just because they cant do it right
Never on time is my motto
These professionals never get to their schedule
They make you wait three hours for the doctor
Only to be escorted out the side door
Because it is closing time
What a grand hoax
This century has become
One wonders if Barack was really the president
And not a spokesperson for a commercial
What of Kamala
Is she a figment of our imagination?
What does it matter anyways?
Millionaire African men slapping each other.
Over a woman who shaved her head.
Demi Moore did that for a movie
Lost her husband over it as well.
While my faithful went for a walk on the beach
And decided I was no longer needed
His family certainly dont want old school
But new fades such as the delusions
That Jimmy makes others believe in
This week I found an old bible
Printed the year I was born
On a shelf in a place it should not have been
It is amazing how many people believe
They can walk into someone else house
And evict the owners
Remove their personal items
And then lie to everyone about it.
The grand hoax
Is of course the evil one is going to win
Instead of righteousness and humanity
Trust no one!
This is what I have always lived by.
It is others who don't understand that it is not real....
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