Inudated

Our leaders appear to be at odds

As to how to proceed.

The Senate floor is a mess

With babies and grandmas

Literally 

They have come to town

To see their person sworn in

Instead pandemonium

Has occured

Six votes have now been cast

And no clear winner

Nancy is no longer the Speaker

Her replacement must come 

From the other side

The people have spoken

They have a Democratic President

But they wanted the Republicans

To be our leaders in this country

The problem is they can't make 

Up their minds as to whom

Will become the next Speaker of the House

It has to be done and now.

The newly elected can-do nothing

But mingle amongst them

The ones already seated 

Are the ones casting them votes

While the newly elected

Still have no seats nor votes

Odd system that the new 

Are not sworn in till

A leader is chosen for them.

Meanwhile the families

Are in town to see them 

Too many Smithsonian musems

They can't stand another walk

Around the pond

And not even a tour of the White House

Will do.

They want thier person

To get sworn in and seated

And now.

Too bad for the incumbents

Maccarthy

Jefferies

Which one guys

Let's get this game on!

So busy is this thing

That the Catholic President

Is missing the most important

Funeral of his Presidency

He made it to the old ladies 

The Queen who sat so long

That her own son is bent

But he cant make it to Rome

To busy with the fiasco

At the Capital.

He has to leave for Mexico City

Next week.

So, they better get it done.

The old Pope has died

He quit his job 

An eternal damnation.

For his health 

And then resided within 

The walls of the Vatican.

Now Benedict is gone.

He is having a small scaled down

Funeral with all his own people.

They are resplendent in their silk robes

From the East and leather wear.

Gold Candlesticks which are full size.

Carried out to St Peters square

For the masses to see 

Because they want to see their man.

The square is filled with thousands

All who could fit inside.

After the Pandemic 

Shut down their country

And they could not even go to church

A catholic country.

Last Easter service

They were allowed for the first time to enter

To watch the current Pope to be driven around

He is no longer able to walk

And must use a wheelchair

This man from Brazil

Francis is the secondary Pope

He was elected more than a decade ago.

Otherwise, there would also have been a conclave.

What a mess.

Usually there would not have been a Pope

In waiting but already sitting.

He is old himself

Presiding over a mass

Which includes Royals

From Europe 

Who have just endured 

A Church of England 

Funeral in England.

Now they are in Rome

To view their own 

A sea of people 

Some in the robes of the priest

And the others in black

For respect.

Will Francis now retire

For his health?

Or will he lead on from his 

Wheelchair?

When will there be another funeral?

Hopefully not for Charles

Nor Joseph 

Not too soon.

Meanwhile, 

The Two Presidents 

Have missed the most important

Event of the new year.

America is not actively 

Involved in a war

While Russia is actively 

Pursuing the misfits

Who keep coming up with excuses

To not attend anything at all

The Russian Orthodox were present 

For their rival in authority

In other travails

Of the world

The migrants

Have made themselves 

A burden upon their hosts

The majore countries have so many

Extras that they have no idea

What to do with them all.

Texans are tired of their Spanish speaking

Catholic rats who have crawled across

The Rio Grande.

They have been remvoing them

And relocating them

To other places

The Vice Presidents home

Martha Vineyards

And New York city

What are they supposed to do?

They claim to be too poor

To stay and unable to work

They might not even have skills

Of survival much less employable ones

Why not send them to Montana?

Where they will be out of sight

As they struggle in their last attempts?

Most Americans are having problems 

Getting work in teh cities

These people dont even have paper work

Much less the ability to fill out a job application.

Not that is their plan is it?

For most it is a free ride.

Such as Jimmys wife Teresa

She is supposed to be my sister in law

How often I explaind I am not his sister

Only to have her call me hija

I am also not his daughter

But it is useless with a maniac

To get others to listen.

She thinks that she gets everything of mine

And has never done anything for me 

Nor my mother.

Not even a night in thier home

Which are really my old families

In the days he was not allowed to visit

Because his real dadddy said no

But here were are having been robbed

Of everything of my own

Just because she is from Mexico

Claims they are allowed to have 

Everything of ours

Because we are stupid enough

To let them inside our country.

Well, in that case why don't we try

Alaska or Maine

They have huge fishing enterprises 

Always seeking untrained individual

Not aware of the hard work

In catching fish

Nor the honest hours 

Of work 

Field workers are long gone

These are not the same as before

When they wanted to work our fields

These people are not even skilled

In factory work

Except for Amazon

With their huge warehouses of packages

What else are they going to do?

Housekeeping and nannys?

They have to be qualifed 

To be brought inside a persons house.

Wht else can they do?

Nothing or they would already have jobs

They are frightened animals

With nowhre to go.

In California they are picking them up

And driving them to transportation spots

Such as main bus transits places

Where one is not even allowed to stand

Without a bus pass

Or the trolley stations

No place to sit nor bathrooms.

I have no idea what these people 

Are going to do with their time.

Poor people with no homes

I am not unsympathetic

Nor unwise 

Stay where you are 

Unless it is too violent

And unsafe to live

The rest of us have to deal

With reality 

Such as having some stalker

Use our name 

And be acknowledged by the courts

It is a phony identification card

When will it end?

Jimmy wants and

Jimmy expects

To have his way

But I am a free woman

Who wont give in to his whims

Maybe he could be placed

Face down in the sewer of Tijuana

Which was once a clean city

Instead of an overgrown 

Campsite of mongrels

Unwantead by everyone.

Just because he wanted

To arive one more time In America

From Munich

And go face down 

Kissing the ground of America

So grateful as a refugee

For being allowed to come

Send all those Germans back

I say to make room for these new ones.

Inundated with too many migrants

With no real hope of survival

Without handouts and freebies

Let's hope we don't have 

A funeral this year 

Of a President

Both of them too old

To play school yard games

Happy Chines New Year

The year of the Rabbit

Hoppity hop hop

Coming later this month.