Is that a plane?
In the sky overhead?
No there are no planes.
They have all been grounded.
Due to a computer glitch
Jimmy!...
It is like a Nance novel.
First one airline computers
Shuts down all flights
Now the FAA have had
To step in and ground all
Out going flights.
The ones still in the air
Had to go old school
And come down through
The controller talking to them
Instead of a computer.
Now all we need is Nasa
To go off line with those satelites
Circling us on a daily basis
Can you imagine them all falling out of the sky?
Bad enough with the flooding
Affecting all of California
And even the rich and famous
Are having difficulty getting out
Or refusing to go out the door.
Whatever you do
Don't leave anything behind
You don't want someone else
To find such as Jimmy.
Another batch of documents.
Someone has been busy...
Jimmy!
Stop that!
Incriminating the other guy.
Just because you thought
You were going to be allowed
To move into the White House
Just as when you were a teenager.
And you showed up
With your suitcases
Because you believed
You had been invited.
They only told you
Could come to America.
Why dont you go back
To where you came from!
Munich, Munich
We want to know why?
Why us?
Why do we have to put up with him.
He once climbed up to the
Tower of the flight control
During a stike.
Everyone thought the airport closed
Because will all the air controllers
Were out front with picket signs
But someone was in the tower
Giving commands!
Jimmy just wants to be the one in control.
Do I have to tell you what happened?
Next?
Let's just say a few of the guys
Put down their signs
And at a run
Charged the tower.
Saved a number of people
That day.
Must say his stories
Are almost as good as mine.
Maybe i should write a book
His real half-sister would
Have a hard time explaining
Why she is not the author.
Or did not think of sooner.
She did Jimmy, she did.
Not allowed.
To hurt the little guys feelings.
We both know what we can't do.
But I might just do it.
I have had enough!
What else can go wrong?
Does anyone remember
The days when Europe
Had real royals?
There was more than
Just Kate and Mehgan
To talk about.
I am still crying over
The Queens funeral
It was so beautiful
And emotional.
But she was the young one.
It is rare for Britain
To have a Queen
And by a fluke
She should never have made it
And her son stood there waiting
To be acknowledged the whole time.
Well, there were once others
Most had been upended
Through one or the other
World war.
Denmark still has a Monarch.
The first Queen in over a thousand years.
While Spain lost theirs
Due to Franco
But he favored the grandson
And allowed him to take a bride
Of his own choosing.
Actually, Carlos got in trouble
For choosing another royal
Instead of a milk maiden.
A Greek Princess
How Classical
All those stories of Troy
And the fair Helen.
Her brother was the Prince
Who announced their marriage
And then became King overnight.
Sudden things happen in royal
Households.
He married the sister of the
Queen of Denmark
So they are all related
And unable to marry each other.
With Prince Philip
Renounced his rights and titles
To Greece and Denmark.
Not that Philip
Had fared well under Hitler
With his fair sisters married
Off to high-ranking officials
And his mother committed
To a mental hospital.
Sounds like one of Jimmys
Plots for us the old establishment
He put my mother in the mental ward
Every chance he got
And sexually assaulted
Her grandmothers
Til they went off to their
Reward in their nineties
Both of them old world.
Meanwhile, he has been plotting
To marry me the whole time
For the last time
The kid is not ours
He uses our name
But is in fact
Not a Wheat!
His father fought him
To his dying day.
Captain Kangaroo
Was known around the world
As a jovial kid show man
In reality he was stressed
By his extramarital affairs
Offspring who knew how
To use other people.
Jimmy is not smart
But he is cruel
In everything he does.
I am not going to be his spouse
No matter what he says or does.
While Biden is trying to remember
How certain documents got out of place
During his son's cancer and funeral.
The former King of Greece
Overnight they went from being
The king and queen
To being in Exile
With an uprising so bad
He is now considered only
A private citizen.
The family were allowed to move back
But he is not getting state funeral.
For he has died just yesterday
Although the media has not announced
It with all the other more interesting news
His family will have an Orthodox service
And a private burial
With no stampede to the grassy areas
At least he will be buried with his family
Unlike mine who are everywhere
With not even a map to direct us.
Now Jimmy please do not disturb
The family nor the burial.
I had to creamate both of my parents.
He sold every plot they bought
And delegated the families
Cemetaries to himself to build upon.
If I find he has defiled that one
Down south
There will be hell to pay.
Leave the dead alone.
For god's sake.
There is nothing he has
Not attempted
Not that he does anything
Well enough to make
An impression except
Having to vacate him
From someone's home.
I believe most have given up.
The don't hand him the keys
But move out until he is done
With the place.
My problem is he always
Has someone else in mind
To use my accommodations.
When will he stop?
Probably never.
If I know him, he is plotting
To have his wishes
Even after he dies.
Would someone at least
Round up his multiple wives
And numerous children
They are so tiresome
Such as today
All I had to do was walk in
And get something simple done
But no they want appointments now.
And then there were half a dozen
Walk in after me
But everyone showed up for their
Appointments
Making us a roomful
Of unhappy people
I know some of them
They were familiar
As if we have shared
A waiting room before.
A little too much surveillance.
Now Pavlos ,
Don't let Jimmy inside anything!
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